"Hey, maybe they're together." -Randy Disher
"No, Monk's not with anyone, he's still hung up on his late wife. -Cop Standing Beside Randy.
"I'm not really in my comfort zone." -Adrian Monk
"You're not a kid anymore, so suck it up let's go I need you." -Adrian Monk
"What did you just say?" -Sharona Fleming
"6×=No. Before that? Did you just tell me to suck it up?" -Sharona Fleming
"No." -Adrian Monk
"You know I can't believe you Adrian! You have thousands of phobias and quirks that I have to deal with every single day and I am always there for you. Aren't I? Answer the question yes or no?" -Sharona Fleming
"Yeah." -Adrian Monk
"Right I am. And now I have just one tiny little problem, and you have the nerve to tell me to suck it up? Don't you have any compassion? You're the most selfish inconsiderate man I've ever met." -Sharona Fleming
"Great, now I'm upset." -Adrian Monk
"Suck it up." -Sharona Fleming (To Monk after he asked for a wipe).
"Suck it up." -Sharona Fleming (To Monk after taking a drink of his water bottle).
"Are you guys ok?" -Captain Stottlemeyer
"Yeah, we're fine." -Adrian Monk
"We're not married and if we ever get married shoot me." -Sharona Fleming
"You know who you should never marry the elephant man." -Adrian Monk
"I'd marry the elephant man before I'd marry you!" -Sharona Fleming