Since y'all are feening for this man and my writing I'll write some more interludes because I'm a people pleaser tehe
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~5 months before the events of ATSV
Your watch vibrated as you were eating the Spider Man 2099, aka Miguel, themed burger that Miguel decided against strongly in the cafeteria. When the idea to theme some of the food after him came up, your pretty sure he almost had an aneurysm right there in his lab. He found it the stupidest thing, and you had to agree, it was. But as you stood next to him when the idea was presented, you acted like it was a splendid idea and agreed, just to piss him off.
You shoved a fry in your mouth as you saw the name "SLIPPERS-MAN" flash across the screen. You swiped to answer it.
"Hey Peter," you said, your voice slightly muffled due to the fries you were struggling to chew.
"Hey, so you know how I said you owe me one?"
"No. I'm pretty sure you owe me one. Or two. Or you know what, maybe upwards of like ten-"
"Okay, okay," Peter said, sighing. "Can you do me a favor and watch Mayday for a little while? MJ's gone on a girls vacation, or whatever, and Spider-Man's supposed to have an appearance at City Hall tonight."
You thought for a moment. There had been no anomaly sightings or warnings yet today, and no canons were scheduled to occur soon, so you were probably free the rest of the night. Plus you loved Mayday. She was an adorable menace.
"Yeah, yeah, sure. Just toss her through a portal whenever," you said as you hopped up to throw away the rest of your lunch.
"Well I'm not gonna toss her-"
"Peeeeeeter," you said drawing out the 'e'. "You know I'm joking."
"Yeah I know. I'll bring her in in like 30 minutes. Does that work?"
"Yep, I'll just be...here."
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Soon enough, Mayday was hurriedly being passed of to you by Peter. It was a rare sight to see as he adorned no bunny slippers and no pink robe, but his actual full suit with the mask and boots. He outdid himself. He handed you an extremely disorganized diaper bag as you looked down at Mayday, giggling in your arms. She had one sock on, plaid shorts paired with a polka dot shirt, and her hair looked more like a lion mane than it did anything else. How long has MJ been gone, seriously? You thought.
You waved Mayday's chunky hand for her as Peter disappeared through the portal. You looked down at her wild state.
"What did Slipper-Man do to my poor May-May? You look homeless," you said as you held her out in front of you. She laughed, oblivious to the fact that you harmlessly insulted her.
"Let's go through this diaper bag of yours and see if we can fix you up a bit," you let out a mock gasp as you got an idea, and Mayday's eyes widened. "Who wants to go see Grumpy Pants?" You said, referring to Miguel.
Mayday clapped excitedly. Your 99% sure Mayday has never heard Miguel called his actual name, so when she starts to talk, Grumpy Pants will be Miguel's official title.
"Let's go! Ready?" You had strapped the baby carrier to your chest and set Mayday inside. She kicked her chubby legs, and you took that as the signal.
You shot webs and swung towards the big hallway leading to Miguel's lab. Mayday squealed below you, and you laughed back.
"Weeeeeeeeeeee!" Mayday yelled.
"That's right!" You laughed.
You swung to the entrance of the hallway, and landed down gracefully, careful not to jerk Mayday around too much. Mayday made little gurles as you made your way down the long dark hallway. Light started to streak the floor as you reached the unnecessarily big room. You spotted Miguel's bulky figure in his big platform.
"Look!" You pointed for Mayday, "There he is!"
She squealed opening and closing her hands out towards Miguel. You shot webs to land on the top of the platform behind Miguel.
"Miguel! Look who came to see us!" You said lifting Mayday out of her carrier.
He turned to you, and glanced down at Mayday who was reaching out to him. "Seriously?" He said.
"Peter needed a babysitter," you said in Mayday's defense.
"Oh great," he said sarcastically.
Mayday started to whine in your arms due to Miguel's lack of attention towards her.
"Miguel, she wants you," you said urging her towards him.
"I'm kinda busy right now," he said crossing his arms.
"You can't be busy 24/7, plus there are no anomalies or canons today. What could you possibly be busy with?"
"Important stuff."
Mayday let out a cry, letting her arms fall, as she stared pitifully at Miguel.
"Awww, Miguel come on, look at her."
He looked down at her and stared. Mayday was letting out tiny sniffles and little whines. Miguel's head fell back with a sigh.
"Fine- fine," he reached out for her.
You passed her off to him, and Mayday's cries and sniffles ceased immediately. Miguel held her on his hip and looked down at her.
"You happy now?" Mayday giggled at him.
Miguel stopped analyzing Mayday and suddenly turned to you. "Did you do this to her?"
"Do what-"
"She looks like she got electrocuted, and then given free reign to pick out her clothes," he said gesturing to her with his other hand as Mayday tugged at his suit.
"No, Peter dropped her off like that."
Miguel looked down at Mayday pitifully. "Does she have a change of clothes in there? Or like, a hairbrush. Mayday did you run through a windstorm?" Miguel asked her playfully, as she garbled back.
"No clothes, but I grabbed my own hairbrush."
"Hm. Lila!" She appeared next to Miguel's shoulder. "Scan May-May for suit measurements. Just a basic one, nothing fancy."
"Got it," Lila replied. Miguel held out Mayday in front of the hologram, as tiny lasers scanned around Mayday's tiny figure. Mayday tried to grab at Lila.
"No, no. Don't touch okay?" Miguel said to her. Mayday turned her blue eyes to him, and put her chunky arms down at her sides.
"Got the measurements. I'll go enter them into the holo-printer now," and with that, Lila disappeared.
"Your making her a Spider suit?" You asked.
"Well yeah, she's gonna have one one day anyway. Plus this current outfit is too much for anyone's eyes. Lots of different patterns going on," he said waving a hand at Mayday.
"Oh. But it wasn't okay for Peter to make her those web shooters?" You asked with a snicker. When Peter brought in Mayday with her shooters, Miguel was annoyed.
"Those enabled her to swing wildly around my lab like a monkey. The suit won't cause any damage," he shrugged. Mayday suddenly started crawling up Miguel's arm.
"Ba ba ba," Mayday yelled, as she scrambled to sit on Miguel's head.
"Mayday!" He said as he tried tugging her down, which you took the opportunity to whip out your phone and take a picture to send to Peter.
"Delete that. Right now." Miguel said glaring at you, succeeding in pulling Mayday down.
"Oh but you guys are just so cute."
"I'm going to actually murder you," he said nonchalantly.
"What? Worried a picture of a baby on your head will ruin your mean and tuff reputation?" You teased.
"I hate you."
"No you don't," you said in an annoying sing-song voice.
"The suit is complete." Lila announced, reappearing.
"Thanks." Miguel said. He bent his head down to Mayday.
"Ready to be a real Spider, May?" She screamed excitedly in response to him. Miguel and you grinned at eachother before leaping to the lower level and getting Mayday's adorable mini Spider suit from the holo-printer.
You held it up in front of her. "Baby look! It's your first suit. We'kk have to send pics to your Dad."
"I will be in none of them." Miguel said.
"Ugh, fine. But you guys really are cute."
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