bsd hc & scenarios

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# ᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀɢᴇɴᴄʏ #

dazai

- chaos.

- you'd probably do most of the chores, when it comes to cooking i don't think he's that bad but he'd probably be too lazy to cook anything

- clings onto you 24/7

- would say he's cold and only your cuddles could warm him up

- you'd be the first to wake up, at least that's what you think. You'd go into the living room and see dazai doing some weird shi..

- he'd probably skip work just cause he wants to spend the day with you, later on you'd get lots of calls from kunikida asking you where dazai is.

"dazai, stop that."

"but this is a proven method to relax your body after a stressful day of work"

he said while trying to stick a fork in an outlet,

"how is that gonna relax you?"

"the shock you get from it makes your body relax"

"where did you read that..."

kunikida

- the house will probably be spotless, you two would split the chores

- he'd be the one to cook, unless you can cook..

- he'd spend most of his time working, and when he comes back from work he'd follow his schedule like he always does

- you'd probably annoy him just cause his reactions are funny

"KUNIKIDA."

"what?"

he said as his eyes were focused on the laptop,

boom

you flicked his forehead.

atsushi

- very fun,

- you'd probably make him carry you around cause why not.

- you two would probably get a hamster or something

- one day you'll do the chores, the next day he'll do them

- would probably play music and dance with you..

- cuddles and kisses.

- lots of movie dates, or you'd just bake stuff together ( the kitchen would most likely be a mess in the end )

"[name]!!!"

he yelled with excitement,

"yeah?"

"do you wanna have a movie date tonight?"

he's too cute, you can't say no to him.

ranpo

- would make you buy him candy every now and then

- you'd do the chores, he might help sometimes

- he'd probably complain on how little affection he's getting, so you'd have to cuddle him till the next day..

- loves cuddles a little too much

- if you sleep together, then goodluck. He can't sleep with the light fully out, you'll have to have a little light on, and he'd definitely sleep on top of you

- you two would try baking together, but it would probably end up really badly

- you'd be watching a show or something, and he'd come by and spoil it for you

"you know he'll die in the next episode, right?"

"RANPO!"

"what, it was obvious"

# ᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴍᴀꜰɪᴀ #

akutagawa

- the chores are definitely split,

- after he comes home from work, you'd give him a kiss, he faints a little

- you'd find him laying on the floor staring at the ceiling

- he'd randomly hug you and mumble an "i love you"

- i feel like he'd have a plant that he'll try his best to take care of

- you house/apartment would be full of antique stuff

"aku, are you okay?"

"yes"

"are you sure?"

"yes"

"aren't you uncomfortable laying on the floor like that?"

"yes"

"oh, then get up!"

"yes"

"are you listening to what I'm saying?"

"yes"

"..."

"yes"

chuuya

- you'd have a whole room dedicated to his wine collection

- he'd randomly play romantic music and you'd dance together

- when it comes to chores, you'd play rock paper scissors to determine who'll do them.

- a lot of back hugs

- he wanted to adopt a dog, but he didn't cause you two are too busy to take care of it

- you'd style his hair before he goes to work,

- when he comes back, you'd spend most of your time watching movies, drinking wine and cuddling.

- he drinks a lot of wine, and he's a lightweight so he'd get drunk a lot,

- drunk chuuya would make you laugh a lot, he'll either do something stupid or fall asleep

"CHUUYA GET DOWN FROM THERE!?"

"IMMMMMMMM GONNNA SWIIIINGG FROM THE CHANDELIIIIIIIERR"

"CHUUYA NO-"

# ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪʟᴅ #

poe

- novels.

- when you're cleaning, you'll find random novels everywhere, some finished and some unfinished ones

- you'd do most of the chores, but poe would try his best to help you

- he'd always come over to you and ask if you could try solving the mystery in his new novel, or he'd ask you if it's good enough for ranpo

- karl obviously lives with yall, poe is in charge of cleaning up after him tho

- you two would cuddle a lot, and i mean it

- your house/apartment would probably be aesthetic as hell

- you'd have lots of bookshelves full of poe's novels and what not,

"poe?"

"yeah?"

"is this yours?"

you say while handing him a chewed up piece of paper....

"oh...i was wondering where that went"

"well karl clearly found it first, what if he ate some tho.."

"oh"

( he did )