"Whoa, what is this gigantic...machine?" Wanda said as she marveled at the giant jet in front of them.
"It's a quinjet," Steve replied. "Tony came up with the name, I believe. It's bulletproof, thanks to some of our Wakandan friends."
"Cool, there's people named after me," Wanda chuckled. "Wandakanda, that's a nice name."
"No, Wanda, it's..." Pietro said before he saw how happy his sister looked. "Ah...nevermind."
"Let's hop in already," Yelena groaned. "Are you Americans always this slow? We're wasting time!"
"Yea yea," Steve sighed. "Really, kids these days......"
*****
"Geez, no wonder we were told to wear winter uniforms. We're literally in Russia," Wanda realised. "How did we get here so fast? It takes more than 8 hours to get from America to Russia."
"No idea either, kiddo," Yelena said, yawning. "I already asked the old man and his explanation sucks, so let's just not over think it. We have a mission today. To grab the other old man from the Seventh Circle Prison."
"I assume the package has already been delivered here?" Natalia asked.
"Yea," James answered. "The toy figure is kind of decent-looking though. I wanted to find a sexier one——" He clammed his mouth shut as Natalia sent a poisonous glare his way.
"Voulez-vous un jouet "sexy" dans votre cul?" Natalia growled at him. (Do you want a "sexy" toy up your ass?)
"নাই ধন্যবাদ," James mumbled. (No thank you)
"What cool language was that?" Pietro queried. He had always found it so fascinating that these two adults knew so many different languages. It was said they had an unlimited brain capacity to remember all these words and their respective definitions.
"Assamese," Yelena said. "He was saying 'No thank you'."
"Oh, why?" Wanda asked. "Did she threaten him or something or offer him some food?"
Yelena looked at her with a smirk on her face. "Trust me, you don't wanna' know."
She then whispered the meaning into Pietro's ear. The twin's eyes widened and he sheepishly looked away from his twin sister.
"Brother, I won't hesitate to read your mind," Wanda warned.
"Uhe......not if I fill it with thoughts about being fast."
As the the twins began to squabble, James patted Natalia on the head, pulling her towards him such that head fell to the side and rested on his shoulder.
Yelena rolled her eyes at this outward display of affection. Seeing that her sister was taking a nap, she sent James a gesture of cutting someone's throat.
"Если ты посмеешь разбить ей сердце, я засуну эти яйца тебе в глотку," she mouthed to him. (If you dare to break her heart, I'll shove those balls of yours down your throat)
James gulped visibly before giving her a small thumbs-up, knowing that she was a woman of her word.
*****
"......oh yeah? You wanna' try? I dare you!" Pietro taunted. "You probably won't be able to get anything out of my mind!"
"Watch it, you little punk, once I retrieve that information, I'll grab your ears and rip them off your——"
"Oookay," Steve cut in, not wanting to hear the gruesome details of Wanda's "great" plan. "I assume this is the place?" He turned to Yelena, who leaned towards the front of the quintet.
"Yes," she confirmed. "We have arrived."
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Infinite (buckynat/winterwidow)
FanfictionAn au where the avengers (excluding Nat) are tasked by SHIELD to take down a deadly Russian duo. Meanwhile, Bucky and Natasha are on the run after escaping from the Red Room. "My bounty is as boundless as the sea, My love as deep; the more I give to...
