Infinite (buckynat/winterwidow)

Seventh Circle Prison

"It looks scary," Wanda said, grimacing.

"Yea," Clint agreed, startling her.

"You came?!"

"Of course! I was just sleeping the whole time!"

(More like the writer suddenly remembered that he came along too)

*****

"You made a scene, didn't you?" Natalia sighed exasperatedly as she continued to communicate with Alexei.

The response was the sound of countless people yelling, shoving each other around and Alexei trying to escape.

"Oh God," Natalia groaned. "Этот мудак. Я собираюсь спасти его задницу." (This asshole. I'm going in to save his ass)

James jumped at this and gripped her hand tightly. "Я пойду за тобой. Wanda can you control their minds so they all return back to where they were previously? Except for Alexei." (I'll follow you)

"I..." Wanda faltered. She had never done something this big before and it could possibly result in failure. "Alright. Я сделаю все возможное." (I will try my best)

"Let's go," James said. He jumped down the helicopter onto the bridge and smiled as Natalia followed suit.

"Вы, ребята, такие позеры!" Yelena shouted. (You guys are such posers)

"Замолчи!" Natalia snapped back. (Shut up)

Natalia groaned as she saw Alexei struggling to climb up. Rushing forward, she grabbed his left arm while James grabbed his right. The strong wind caused small ice crystals and snowflakes to surround them, falling on their eyebrows, eye lashes face and hair.

Natalia shuddered slightly as she felt slight chills down her spine. It had been a while since she travelled to a cold place, especially Russia, which was filled with haunting memories.

"You alright?" James asked, concerned. He sent a reassuring smile her way and the two proceeded to lug the Red Guardian up and onto the bridge.

Natalia groaned. "How is it possible that you're this heavy and they don't even feed you that much in there? Ты не ел людей, не так ли?" (You didn't eat humans, did you?)

"Грубый," (Rude) Alexei scoffed. "Come on, get me out of here——о мама, that's a cool-ass plane!" (Mamma Mia)

"It's a Quinjet," James corrected him.

"Зимний солдат," (The Winter Soldier) Alexei gasped before breaking out in fits of laughter. "You're alive! Haha...I thought they killed you! And you're with my little Natalia! Замечательный! Просто прекрасно!" (Wonderful! Just wonderful!)

"Просто заткнись уже и иди!" (Just shut up already and go in) Natalia sighed as she shoved Alexei towards the Quinjet. The Red Guardian hopped in, followed by the Black Widow and Winter Soldier.

They took their respective seats, with the Red Guardian exclaiming at the sight of Steve and Yelena.  "Ah! My little манчкин!" (munchkin) he said as he tried to pull Yelena into a hug. She growled and shifted away from him, before resorting to punching him in a face when he didn't back down.

"Ow! О блин! Why the aggression, huh? Is it your time of the month?" he grumbled as the Quinjet took off into the skies. Wanda sighed as she finally released her hold on the minds of all those in the Seventh Circle Prison.

"I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus," Yelena replied nonchalantly.

"Or ovaries," Natalia added.

"That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntarily hysterectomy. They kinda just go in and rip out all your reproductive organs. They just get right in there and chop them all away. So you can't have babies......"

"Okay... okay!" Alexei said as he tried——and failed to interrupt her. "You don't have to get so clinical and nasty!" He let out a puff and reclined back onto his seat.

"I was about to talk about fallopian tubes, but okay," Yelena said, shrugging, sharing an eye roll with her sister.

"Я видел это!" (I saw that!) Alexei said.

"Закрой свой рот!" (Shut your mouth!) Yelena snapped back, nodding at Wanda, who sealed the Red Guardian's mouth with magic.

The next few minutes we're silent before Steve finally decided to break the silence by asking, "Say, what did he mean when he called me his war buddy?"