Sophia Bell is a member of the Blue Team. She may be a little shy and a scaredy cat at times, but she tries her best, so give her that.
Seasons 1-9
(I only own Bell and other OCs that pop up.)
"Okay, listen up, dirtbags." Sarge orders. "If we're gonna invade this fortress, we need a good game plan.
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Sarge continues. "I've got two options we could use: Number one, we all run straight at the base in a single file line, screaming at the top of our lungs. The enemy will be so flabbergasted, by the time they have a chance to regroup, we'll already be inside."
"Oh, yeah right, they're not gonna get surprised, they're just gonna start mowing us down!" Tucker says.
"That's the inherent beauty of the single-file line. They can only kill the person in front! So, if we order from least important to most important, with Tucker being in the front, and me being in the back, then we just might make it through."
"I don't wanna die." Bell whimpers.
"Don't you think Caboose should be in the back, since he's the one carrying the bomb?" Simmons asks.
"Nope, Caboose is in front of me." Sarge informs. "We need someone in back who can objectively evaluate how the plan is working!"
"How're you gonna know if it's not working?" Tucker asks.
"If Caboose dies, I'll know we're in trouble, and immediately abort."
"I think that's a good plan." Caboose agrees.
Grif then speaks up. "Sarge, while that's the most retarded idea I've ever heard, I just wanted to thank you for not putting me in front of the line."
"Don't get misty, Francine." Sarge says. "We'll have already killed you and used your corpse to jam up the windmill."
Cut to a black and white re-enactment of Grif's lifeless corpse riding up on the windmill.
Grif's lifeless corpse: Bleah!!!!!!!!!!!
Cut back to Sarge addressing the audience.
"I think we can all agree, given our current situation, it's the perfect plan." Sarge says, and Nobody responds. "Okay, well let me tell you about my other plan. Using parts from the Warthog-"
Grif: (to Tex) I'm hoping you've got a better idea.
Sarge: (under Grif's line) We build what I like to call "the Grif Cannon."
