Grif is yelling at the Blues from the cliff side.
"Hey Blues, you suck, yeah you, you fucking piece of shit, you suck!" Grif yells down at them.
Tucker and Bell walk down the ramp of the base.
"Jesus, is that guy still yelling?" Tucker asks.
"Yes." Church replies.
"Why does he have to be so mean about it?" Bell questions.
"He's been yelling all morning." Tucker complains.
Tex grunts in displeasure. "I know."
"Make him stop."
"And how am I gonna do that?"
"Ask him nicely?" Bell suggests.
"Shut up, Bell." Tucker orders.
"Sorry."
Tucker turns to Church. "Shoot him with your snipe." A tremor goes off. "Ah, nevermind, I realized how stupid that sounded as soon as I started to say it."
Cut to Grif on the cliff. Simmons approaches him
Grif: Hey, Blues, you still suck! Yeah, you! You fucking piece of shit! You suck!
Simmons: Grif, what the hell are you doing up here?
Grif: I'm doing my job, Simmons.
Tremor
Grif: I'm working on my part of the plan.
Simmons: I thought your part of the plan was to build a bomb?
Grif: Uh, yeah, but I don't know how to build a bomb.
Simmons: Yeah, I know that, you don't know how to do anything.
Grif: So, I'm yelling at the Blues - You guys still suck! - until I make them mad enough to bomb our base -Idiots! - So, not only will they make me a bomb, I'll get them to deliver it. For free. You guys are lame, I hate you!
Simmons: That is actually the most sensible part of this plan I've heard so far. Your years of laziness have finally paid off in full, Private Grif.
Grif: Thank you very much, Private Simmons. Now if you'll excuse me, somebody needs to be called a cunt.
Simmons: As you were soldier.
Simmons leaves
Grif: Hey you! Yeah, you! You dumb cunts! You suck!
Tremor begins...
Grif: Hey up there, what're you talking about? Huh Blue? Are you talking about how bad you suck?
...tremor ends.
"He's making me depressed." Bell whines.
Grif: Because that's what I'm doin'! I'm talking about it right here, only louder! Way louder! Because I'm yelling Bluueee Teeeaam suuuucks! Hey Blue Team, why're you so sad? Is it because you suck so bad? I think it might be!
Tex: That's it, I'm taking those fuckers out! Caboose, get my toolkit.
Grif: Woohoo! Success.
Grif flees. Cut to Blue Base some time later, with everyone gathered around a bomb.
"What the hell is that?" Church asks.
"That, is my bomb." Tex informs.
Bell slowly moves slightly behind Tucker.
Tex continues. "You guys had an unused robot kit, so I used the parts from it to make this bad boy."
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The Shy One of Blue Team
FanfictionSophia Bell is a member of the Blue Team. She may be a little shy and a scaredy cat at times, but she tries her best, so give her that. Seasons 1-9 (I only own Bell and other OCs that pop up.)
