*jacksfilms voice* literally
Summary: Dan commits a crime (*gasp*) and Phil is a police that arrests him (*gasp*) lets just say, he will be in chains. (He actually won't cuz no rape under my roof) this is a long one. Just like Phil's cockadoodledoo.
A/N send me prompts B)))
Dan never learns his lesson. Which is why he did bad in school (HAHA GET IT?? No? k). You don't expect much from a 19 year old. He would always do jail time but get out when his best friend, Chris, bails him out. But Chris was out of town so he tried his hardest to not get into jail but that ended when he found himself spray painting a wall outside a nursery.
He heard sirens from the distance.
"Shit" Dan said and he started packing up his things. This was kind of a game they used to play. Dan runs away and tries to hide and the police try and find him. Try as in they always find him except for that one time but technically Dan cheated.
He was done packing and he saw a police car turn the corner. That's when Dan started running. He ran out of the complex and he jumped into an alley way. He sat there, panting, until he heard people running that way. He looked around and saw a dumpster.
"Yolo" he whispered, jumping in and closing it. He heard the police walk around the dumpster.
"Howell, we know you're around here!" Shouted one of the police men. Dan's nose felt itchy. Shit shit shit shit. Please don't sneeze please don-
"ACHOO" no no no. Dan prayed they didn't hear it. The dumpster opened and one of the police men appeared. Why does God hate him?
"GUYS! I FOUND HIM" he shouted, pulling Dan up.
"Ugh, fine" Dan whined getting out, putting his own hands behind his back.
"Howell, you almost got away from us. We always win, you know that." Ronnie, one of the police officers, laughed.
"I won once" Dan reminded.
"That was because you drove away in a car" they said, snapping the handcuffs onto his wrists. They pushed him into the car and Dan saw someone in the front seat. Someone new. He had black hair with a fringe going down on his right side. From the rearview mirror he could see his eyes that were a gorgeous blue. They were beautiful.
"Sup" Dan says casually, like he just didn't think about the police officer. He just looks at him with confusion.
"Yeah, you're new. I'll be in jail about... Once a week. Maybe even two. But for minor things like spray painting or peeing on walls or stuff like that." Dan explained.
"And that has to do with me how?" He sassed.
"Hmmm I don't know, maybe the fact that you're a cop??" Dan sassed back. The man nodded and waited for the other police officers to get in their cars.
"Ay roll down a window" Dan says.
"You might jump out" the man said.
"Really? There are police officers right there" Dan says raising an eyebrow.
The police does so and Dan sticks his head out.
"Oi! Ronnie! Chris isn't in town so I'm staying for a few days" Dan yells.
"Ugh. Alright" Ronnie sighed.
"Rude" Dan mumbled.
When they got to the police station there were a few people who were handcuffed leaning against the walls.
"Hey Dan! Long time no see!" Rachel, one of the girls leaning against the wall said.
"Yeah ok we all know that's a lie" Dan chuckled.
