Maybe you should TENT your windows so nobody can see u have sex

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Summary: Dan and Phil go camping and Dan forgets his tent so Dan and Phil share one and like sex happens

A/N v v ironic bc I wrote this whilst I'm camping.

"Phil are you sure you didn't forget anything" Dan asked for the millionth time.

"Yes. I'm sure. Why do you keep asking me? You could forget things too!" Phil said.

"Phil, you've forgotten a cake for a wedding before. Remember? How you had to-"

"Yeah yeah I remember. Can we go now?" Phil asked. Dan nodded and opened the door. They hopped down the stairs and went outside to look for their car.

"Why do we even have to go camping anyways? Why can't we just be in peace at home on Tumblr?" Phil whined.

"Because! We promised Luke and Emma that we'd go camping with them! Now let's go before Christmas comes!" Dan said walking to the car.

"It's summer..." Phil mumbled. Dan opened the trunk of the car and placed their bags in it. He slammed the door and walked around the car to get to the driver seat. Phil got in the passenger seat beside him and closed the door.

"Alright, I don't want to do this as much as you don't but we need to get a little bit tanned to say we went outside. Now, alons-y!" Dan said starting the car. Phil groaned a bit and slumped in his seat.

~~ few hours of emo music later~~

"Finally, we're here!" Dan said pulling the car up beside the campsite. Dan got out and stretched his legs and arms. He looked at Phil and saw he had fallen asleep. Dan laughed a little and went into the trunk to get their stuff.

"Oh hey! You're finally here" Dan heard from behind him. He turned around and saw Luke and Emma.

"Shhh Phil is sleeping" Dan whispered.

"Oh sorry" Emma whisper shouted.

Emma and Luke went back to finish making their tent. Since they're a couple they're sharing one.

Dan looked in the trunk for his to start making but he could only find Phil's. He checked in the front too but there was no luck.

"Fuck." Dan said slamming the door, waking Phil up.

"What?" He asked rubbing his eyes.

"I forgot my stupid tent. I'm so stupid" Dan said.

"And here I told you that you'd forget something." Dan mumbled.

"Dan, it's ok. Just share my tent!" Phil told him excitedly.

"Why? I'll just sleep in the car" Dan said.

"That's no fun! We can have like a sleepover! I've never had one before!" Phil said jumping up and down in his seat.

"Did you not have any friends?" Dan asked. Phil shook his head.

"I was bullied so nobody liked me" Phil said less happy.

"This is the most depressing car I've ever been in my entire life" Dan said, making Phil laugh.

"Ok but pleeeaaasssseee" Phil begged. Dan gave in.

"Fine." Dan said.

"YAAaaYY" Phil cheered. He undid his seat belt and got out the car.

Phil grabbed his tent and then grabbed Dan's arm and ran to an empty spot.

"Dan... How do you set up a tent?" Phil asked.

"I don't fucking know" Dan laughed.

"Luuuuke? How do you set up a tent?" Phil called.

"I don't know! I'm not the one who did it! It was Emma" he called back.

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