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Summary: dan is a very no homo dude. Phil is a very yes homo dude.
(You'll see what the picture is for later)
"Dan! Phil! Work!" The teacher called out.
"Sorry Ms. Bradbury! I was too busy staring at his ass" Phil said.
"Shut up" Dan said and hit him.
"It's true"
Dan rolled his eyes in annoyance and continued doing the project.
"How about we continue this after school. Like lets go to my house and-"
"Fuck so hard against your mattress you'll need new slats" Phil whispered in his ear.
"N-no! We need to ace this test. Or else my parents are sending me to summer school" Dan said with a frown.
"Oh we can't have that! We need to be fucking all summer" Phil said. Before Dan could answer the bell rang signalling the end of the day.
"Just meet me by the gates" Dan said and left with his books.
"I think I'll stay here and look at that fine behind" Phil smirked.
-gay-tes-
"Ok let's go to my house" Dan said.
"Ok" Phil said and winked.
-home-o-
"This is my house. Don't break anything" Dan said and showed him to his big house.
"Jesus Christ I never knew you were rich!" Phil yelled as he saw his big mansion.
"Yeah. My parents own a phone company" Dan said and pulled Phil inside.
"Oh so desperate are we?" Phil purred.
-room. More like boom I just fucked you-
"Nice room. It's the same colour as your whole wardrobe" Phil said.
"Shut up and let's finish this project"
-later-
Dan and Phil were sitting on the floor doing their project
"Daaaaan I don't want to do this project" Phil whined.
"I'm almost done. Just need to write the last 7 paragraphs" Dan said, still writing.
"Can we do something else?" Phil asked.
"Like what?" Dan asked and Phil smirked.
"Don't answer that" Dan said immediately after.
"Cmon dannyyyyyy!" Phil said.
"Stop it I'm trying to do work" Dan giggled.
Phil crawled on top of Dan's lap and groaned. He could see a little blush form on Dan's cheeks. Phil smirked as he got an idea.
"Daddy..." Phil moaned.
"Phil..." Dan was interrupted by more moaning. Dan had stopped doing work by now and pinned Phil on the ground.
