Summary: Phil goes to a strip club because his friend drags him and he sees 'Bear' on stage and is intrigued.
Phil never liked strip clubs. They smelled of weed and booze and the men there are creepy.
"Come on. It's over here!" Jack yelled as he ran to the doors.
"Why do we have to go here?" Phil groaned.
"BOOBIES!" He yelled.
"Well, I'm gay! So it makes no sense you dragged me along" Phil mumbled.
"There will be guys there too. I hear this one guy is quite good... Bear I think his name is?" Jack asked opening the door. Phil groaned and followed him.
"Hey boys... Can I get you anything?" A mostly naked girl asked them.
"Me, a girl. Him, a guy" Jack said.
"Alright... You can go sit over there... We'll send planet over to you" the girl said while taking Jack away by his collar. Phil went to sit down and waited. He was a little nervous because, well, he's never actually gotten a lapdance since college.
A few minutes passed and Phil saw someone walk over to him.
"Hey, I'm planet" he said seductively.
"H-hi..." Phil stuttered. He saw this guy's features. He had curly hair and green eyes. Quite attractive. He looked like a smart boy so he didn't understand why he was working as a stripper.
"Ok so you have one song" planet said. Going on top of Phil.
~~ a few minutes of grinding and staring~~
The song ended and planet stopped. Phil reached for his pocket to get his money.
"Here" Phil said giving him 80£
"Uh, it's only 20..." Planet said confused.
"I know... It's for you!" Phil said. Planet smiled and thanked him before leaving.
"Our next dancer is one of everyone's favourite guys, Bear" the announcer said. Seconds later a guy with brown hair comes out with shorts and suspenders. He started dancing around the pole and undressing himself. Phil couldn't keep his eyes off of him. They even made eye contact a few times.
When Bear, or Dan, looked around in the crowd, he saw a lot of people go crazy. Except for one guy. He was just staring and blushing. Dan knew he was new. He's never seen him before.
After the dance everyone was throwing money at him and he left the stage. Phil just sat there for a few minutes thinking of the boy he just saw. From what he saw he had tanned skin, some brown hair and eyes to match, he had beautiful features like freckles on his shoulders. Phil knew he wasn't allowed to know stripper's real names but he wanted to know. Maybe it could be Zach? Ezekiel? Apple? No... Maybe it was something simple like... Dan? Phil thought Dan was a nice name.
"Ok Phil, let's bounce. I'm satisfied" Jack said sitting down beside him. He nodded and followed Jack to the door before someone tapped him on the shoulder. Phil turned around and saw Bear. Phil got a little nervous when bear smiled.
"Leaving so soon are we?" Bear asked.
"I am! He isn't." Jack interrupted, winking at Phil.
"Good..." Bear smirked.
Jack left laughing and Phil stood there awkwardly. His face still a bit red.
"So... I saw that you gave Pee- planet ,I mean, 30£ more than you should've given him" bear said, almost saying his name oh no. Phil's heart shattered. All he wanted was money.
"Yeah..." Phil said sadly.
"Why?"
"Well... He just seems like a smart guy and I think he needs some money" Phil said, sheepishly. Bear giggled a little.
"You're so cute" bear said.
"So... Do you want a dance?" Bear asked. Phil nodded a little.
"Sure"
~~lmao lap dance lap dance they all get a lap dances~~
Phil didn't know how he ended up in this situation but Phil ended up learning Bear's real name, where he's from, why he's here and why he's pressed up against a VIP room wall kissing a boy he finds very attractive. (Here's the part I realize I should have made Phil the stripper bc Phil tops but don't worry)
"Phil... You're making me so fucking hard" Dan moaned into the kiss. Phil didn't reply but instead kissed him harder.
"Do- do you want to go all the way?" Dan breathed as they pulled away.
"Yes" Phil moaned.
"Ok well just warning you, I'm always bottom whenever guys ask for this but I can be a top just for you..." Dan insisted.
"Nah, I'm cool with being a top..." Phil stated. Dan nodded and went to a drawer and pulled out some lube and a condom. Phil took them and placed them beside him before starting to get undressed as Dan was half through doing it.
Once they were fully naked Phil took the condom and rolled it onto his dick. He then put some lube on his covered dick even though it's already been lubricated but idgaf shut up don't tell me how to live. He assumed Dan didn't need stretching so he just pounded into Dan. He kept thrusting until Dan moaned loud enough to indicate he found his prostate.
"Phil... Fuck... You're amazing" Dan moaned. He was only against a wall and he had nothing to hold onto so he reached over his head and grabbed Phil's hair to pull him in for a kiss. Dan moaned into the kiss many times encouraging Phil to go faster.
"Fuck Phil- I'm go-going to come" Dan moaned.
Phil went faster until Dan threw his head back and curled his toes letting out a loud moan. He kept thrusting into Dan for some pleasure for himself until he satisfyingly got it and came inside the condom. Phil pulled out and took off the rubber (no not an eraser that'd be weird) and threw it away. Dan was still panting from this experience.
"Wow... Phil... You were... The best one..." Dan said in between breaths.
"I bet you say that to all the guys who you have sex with" Phil stated.
"No honestly... This was the most fun I've ever had" Dan swore. Phil blushed a little and tackled him in a hug. (Lmao)
All of a sudden the lights turned off and it was dark.
"What time is it?" Dan asked.
"Uh...3:25 AM" Phil told him
"Haha oops it closed... We can sleep in the beds... Covered in- yeah no lets get out of here" Dan said putting clothes on. Phil giggled and did that as well and they left. They got to a hotel and slept there.
"Phil?"
"Yeah?"
"You're different. I like you"
"I like you too"
A/N ok hello so I am almost tempted to write one where Dan wants to get a prostate exam but then he and the doctor do it and at the end Phil is like "how's that for a prostate exam"
Shut up it's brilliant. Lmao I'm not doing it though ok bye carry on.
