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Summary: Phil hires a maid because he can't take care of himself and then when the maid comes he sees he's attractive and they have sex ok ok read B)
Contains: swearing, sins, blowjob, soz no butt sex, slight fluff?? And chocolate stuff ok. And a tiny spoiler to parks and rec but it's in like the 2nd season I think idk
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"Oh shit! I mean shite! That was my favourite fall out boy album" Phil yelled as he saw what he had just stepped on.
"Whatever I'll buy a new one." Phil laughed. You see, Phil was very wealthy. Like. He has a chocolate fountain. He has a room just for candy with a chocolate fountain in it.
"Ok but I need to clean all this up.." He said looking at all the garbage that was scattered around the floor.
"I have an idea! I'll buy a maid! Maybe then I'll stop talking to myself" Phil muttered. He picked up his phone from under a crisp packet and called some maid thing.
-UNACCEPTABLEEEEEE-
"Oh that's the door bell!" Phil said getting up.
"Ok stop talking to yourself" Phil said again. He answered the door to see a young man standing there looking at his phone.
"Oh, hi. You must be my new maid." Phil said.
"What? Oh. Yeah hi I'm Dan. Nice to meet you Mr. Lester" Dan said holding his hand out. Phil shook it proudly
"Please call me Phil. Please." Phil said.
"Uh... Ok, Phil. Can I come in?" Dan asked.
"Oh yeah! Yeah of course you can" Phil said welcoming him inside.
"Jesus Christ. What the hell did you do to the floor?" Dan asked in disbelief.
"Shut up. I'm just not well tidied up. Stop judging" Phil said.
"I'm not, I'm jus- oh my god. You broke Folie À Deux? You monster!" Dan joked.
"I can always buy a new one" Phil said.
"True. Wait how much are you paying me?" Dan asked.
"Like 10£ an hour? I don't know" Phil suggested.
"Ok cool. I'll start now... Will you be in the house or..."
"Oh yeah yeah I'll be out of your hair in a second I need to put on something to go out with" Phil said going upstairs. He went into his room and put on his best clothes to impress Dan- wait what?
"He's hot ok? Yeah he probably has a girlfriend but like he's hot" Phil mumbled to himself.
He put on some skinny jeans and a blue plaid button up. He also took his contacts out and put on his glasses because people said he always looked better with glasses on.
"Alright. If you need the wifi password it's Lion2009... Um... If you need the porn channel I think it's like 69 or something, ironic actually. Um... Once you're done you can either leave or hang around. Ok and one last thing, please don't rob me it's happened before... Many times and you already seem cool. K bye" Phil said before leaving. Dan didn't understand anything he said. He was staring at the attractive boy in front of him. Obviously he thought he was attractive before but when he came downstairs... Dan came downstairs. Dan just started to clean until he was done the hallway and then he did the kitchen, living room and dining room. He went upstairs to see if there was anything to clean up there but he felt bad intruding.
"Fuck it I don't care I'm looking" Dan mumbled to himself. He opened a door that said "Phil's castle please enter if you're cool". He saw that it was a total mess. Socks and clothes everywhere. He started picking them up and placing them in a laundry basket when he saw Phil's underwear. Calvin Klein. Ok
