Summary: Dan bullies Phil for being gay but little does Phil know Dan is a big gay meme.
"Haha! You're such a loser, Lester!" Dan said pushing his main target into a puddle of muddy water.
"Just because I like a different gender means you hate me?" Phil asked, trying to hold back tears.
"Yeah pretty much" Dan said, causing all his friends to laugh.
"And you've probably jerked off to lesbian porn" Phil mumbled.
"Because that's hot. Being gay is d-disgusting" Dan accidentally stuttered. Phil got up and ran away. Ran away far. 'Far' as in his house.
"Hey Phil sweetie" Phil's mum said as he entered his home.
"Hi mum" Phil said going up the stairs.
"Honey?" His mum asked.
"Yea?" Phil said turning around.
"You remember Rose? My best friend?" His mum asked.
"Sure?" Phil said raising an eyebrow. Phil's mum rolled her eyes and continued talking.
"Well, her and her son are staying over for a few days. You remember her son don't you? You guys used to be best friends too!" His mum cheered. Phil thought for a moment. But then shook his head.
"Doesn't ring a bell..." Phil said.
"His name is... Dan... Yeah Dan Howell" his mum said. Phil's face went pale.
"He's staying in your room too" she said.
"W-why?" Phil asked.
"Their house is infested with bugs and stuff" she explained. Phil felt sick. Really sick. He ran upstairs and into his room.
"Why? why? why?" Phil repeated. He needed to hide anything embarrassing. He put his book of drawings inside a desk. A page flew out of his book and he picked it up. It was the drawing he did of Dan. He wasn't quite done it yet, but, he still loved it. It's his best one yet. Phil placed it inside the desk along with the others and closed it.
"Phiiiil! They're in their way!" His mum called. Phil was getting really nervous. Surely he wouldn't bully him in front of his parents. Phil went on tumblr to try and calm him down. Next thing he knew he was asleep.
The doorbell rang and Phil's mum opened it.
"Rose! Oh my god! It's been so long!" Phil's mum said hugging her.
"Jen! I haven't seen you since Christmas!" Rose said.
"Oh, Daniel. You've grown so much now haven't you! Phil's upstairs. It's the door covered with posters. You can go say hi" Jen said.
"Ok" Dan said and went upstairs. He looked around for a door that had like one or two posters but saw one that was literally covered with posters. When he got up close he saw the different bands. Muse, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance etc...
He opened the door slowly waiting to be ignored or something by Phil. When he fully opened the door he saw the room was matching the door and Phil curled up in a ball, sleeping on his bed. Dan couldn't help but feel his heart warm up to the sight of the adorable Phil sleeping. He was still wearing the same thing he was wearing earlier and he saw the mud stains on them. He felt bad. Real bad. Dan sat in Phil's bed and shook him.
"Phil... Wake up!" Dan whispered. Phil whined and put took the pillow that was beside him and put it on his head. Dan tried to hold on a giggle.
"Phil. Wake up." Dan said in his normal voice. Phil's eyes snapped open. He turned around in a flash, making Dan jump.
