(Requested)
Summary: Phil has an exhibition kink and Dan agrees to do it with him and they go to a fancy restaurant and do the oolala (I kinda got lazy near the end since I'm tired)
Dan's POV
"Dan, I need to tell you something" Phil said.
"Um... Alright" I said sitting down next to him.
"We've been together since 2010, so I feel like I should tell you this." Phil said scratching his head. I nodded for him to continue.
"I kinda have this kink..." He admitted.
"Oh phew I thought you were breaking up with me or something... What is your kink?" I asked.
"Well um... You know when we went to the museum last week?" Phil asked. I nodded.
"Well... I kinda got really turned on..." Phil blushed.
"So... You have a museum kink?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Exhibitions. They turn me on" Phil said, avoiding eye contact.
"Oh" I said nodding.
"Are you ok with it?" Phil asked.
"Yea, it's perfectly fine." I reassured. He smiled and kissed my cheek then stood up and left. I sat back in the couch and smirked. I reached for my phone in my pocket and dialled my favourite fancy restaurant that had paintings everywhere.
"Hello? Hi, can I book a reservation for two?" I asked.
"Yeah... We have a free table for two tomorrow at five. What's your name?" they said.
"Dan Howell" I said.
"Ok."
"Thank you" I said hanging up. This'll be fun...
<next day>
I woke up at 12, as usual, and went into the kitchen to see Phil brewing coffee.
"Good morning" I said kissing him.
"Morning" he yawned.
"Wanna go out later, like, to town?" I asked, casually.
"Sure" he said taking his coffee and going into the lounge. I made some porridge and went into the lounge too. I sat down with my laptop and went onto Tumblr while Phil was watching The X-Files.
<4:24>
"C'moooooon phiiiiillll" I whined from the door.
"Waaaaaaaiiiitttt" he whined back. I saw him walking through the hallway.
"I'm going to leave without you" I warned.
"I'm here. I'm here." He laughed. We got out the door and I called a taxi. We got in and I told him where to go. I sat back and cuddled into Phil. Once we got to the destination it was 4:40. I paid the driver and we got out.
"Dan... Why are we here?" Phil asked. I smirked instead of answering. I lead him inside and he looked around.
"Daaaaaannnn" he whisper-whined.
"Oh shoot, I forgot about that. Oh well" I said sarcastically. I told the receptionist my name and he lead us to a table for two. We sat down and ordered our food.
While we waited for our food I kept running my foot up Phil's leg.
"Dan. If you did this to torture me I ha-" Phil said before being interrupted by the waiter giving us our foods. He gave Phil an extra napkin with something on it.
"What is that?" I asked, getting a little jealous. Phil rolled his eyes.
"His stupid phone number." Phil said tearing it to shreds.
"I'm going to the bathroom" Phil said after I ran my foot up a little too high. I smirked and followed him. He closed the door and locked it. I knocked on it.
"Occupied sorry" Phil said.
"Phil open the goddamn door" I said
"No!" Phil exclaimed.
"Um... Sorry... Got caught up..." Phil said unlocking the door and letting me in. He locked the door behind and I pushed him against the door.
"I've been waiting to do this since last night." I said kissing him hard. Phil kissed back with anticipation. Phil pulled away to get some air.
"I've been waiting to do this since 2010" Phil said back, continuing the kiss. I glided my hand up Phil's shirt drawing circles on his side.
"I bet you want me to fuck you against this wall. I bet you know this'll make me better" Phil said.
"Phil... Please..." I begged.
"Please what?" Phil asked.
"Please fuck me" I said. Phil smirked and started getting undressed. I followed his actions and we were both fully naked. Our erections twitching with anticipation. Phil pushed me against the wall.
"D-did you bring any lube?" Phil asked.
"Yea... In my pocket" I said pointing towards my pants. Phil got the small bottle.
"Are you good or..." Phil asked.
"I got ready this morning" I smirked.
"Kinky"
"Says the one" I joked. Phil redid his actions of pushing me against the wall and got a good amount of lube into his dick. He placed it at my entrance and thrusted.
"Phil!" I moaned. He thrusted in a rhythmic pattern, knowing exactly where my prostate is. I moaned as he brushed past it and he thrusted in that direction.
"Phil... Oh my god...." I moaned. Phil thrusted harder and even more faster.
"I'm.... Close" Phil said. His thrusts became a little less faster but he was still trying his best.
"Same" I agreed. He released his load inside me as I did the same. The room was filled with pants and moans.
"I love you" Phil said.
"I love you more" I said back. We got dressed and left the bathroom like nothing happened. The waiter gave Phil and I weird looks. Let's just say I'm not going to that restaurant again.
