~requested~
summary: Dan and Phil go to church and Dan is a kinky son of a bitch and wants the sex but Phil is like "no wait t'ill we get home" and then some next level sex goes on
A/N I am sorry in advanced. also stick around until the end for an important announcement.
AND CAN I JUST SAY I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ENGLISH CHURCHES SOOOOO
"We're not even religious why do we have to go to church?!" Dan whined.
"because! people keep telling us that we need Jesus so here we are" Phil said.
"ugh. after this you better give me head" Dan said.
"already aHEAD of you!" Phil laughed.
"hey I think we need to break up" Dan joked.
- church
"in the name of the father, son and the Holy Spirit. amen" the priest said.
"ugh boring. do you know what's always been on my bucket list?" Dan whispered into Phil's ear seductively.
"I've seen your bucket list. having sex in a church is not on it" Phil said.
"you're so boring" Dan complained.
- that forgiving thing they do in church with the father and stuff (I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone I REALLY DONT KNOW ANYTHING)
"hello young man" the priest said.
"yo- I mean hello... father?" Dan said more of a question.
"what do you need the lord to forgive you for?" The priest asked.
"uh... I... I have been having some... thoughts. about the same gender. dirty thoughts. it's been happening constantly. especially in church" Dan said ironically.
"well simply say 'forgive me father for I have sinned'" he smiled.
"forgive me father for I.... am about to sin" Dan said before he ran out to room and dragged Phil out to the car.
Dan pushed Phil in the backseat and then joined him right after. they had tinted windows so they were fine about people seeing them.
"you horny boy" Phil said.
"I want you inside me" Dan moaned.
"now? can't we just drive home-"
"now!"
Phil quickly unbuckled his belt and undid his button and zipper. he pulled his pants down along with his boxers and Dan did the same.
Dan took the lube from their glove compartment and lubed Phil's wing wang. he was too horny to wait until Phil was ready so he just slid Phil's dick right in him.
"sorry. I was too excited" Dan said.
"it's fine" Phil smirked. Dan started bouncing, trying to get to his prostate. he circles around a few times, moaning at the sensation. took him a while to find it but when he did, the wait was worth it. he was having the best time. woo
Phil was receiving as much pleasure as Dan was.
"shit. fuck." Phil moaned.
"fuck... you feel so good inside of me"
"sh...it I'm close" Phil moaned.
Dan kept bouncing, which made the car move a little. Phil came inside Dan as he was riding out his orgasm.
a few minutes later Dan came as well and they were both panting messes.
"forgive me father for I have sinned" Dan panted.
ok sorry that was really lazy but it goes with my announcement:
this is the last oneshot, well, story I will post on this account. I never want to write this kinda stuff anymore and I'm usually really busy with schoolwork and stuff. I'm sorry if this makes you sad (probably doesn't but whatever). but you can read all 18 (?) of my smutty Oneshots. so, farewell guys.
