Summary: Dan is a drug dealer and Phil is one of his usuals. One day, Phil wanted some dank weed but had no money. He had to pay in a different way.
A/N: drugs are bad don't do drugs drugs are for people like Sam pepper don't be like him. Also I know nothing about drugs and how they're sold so like?? And let's pretend they're in America cause the money is less confusing for me
"You got the stuff?" Phil asked as he saw his usual dealer in the alley way.
"Yeah. You got the money?" The dealer asked.
"It's all here" Phil said showing him the 80$ he had in his pocket.
"Ok. Good" he said and reached his hand out to shake it. Phil put the money in his hand and they exchanged things.
"Pleasure making business with you. See you next week." He said and walked out of the alley way.
Phil looked down at the bag of marijuana in his hands. He stuffed it in his pocket and went home.
He finished it faster than he intended after having friends over. He needed to save some for Joey. The one he gets the money from.
Phil's phone rings and its Joey. He answers it.
"Hey..." Phil says nervously.
"Hi. Do you have my weed?" Joey asks.
"I-erm... No?" Phil said.
"And why not?"
"B-because my friends stole it all."
"Well good luck getting money for next week." Joey said and hung up.
~ next week.
"I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN YOU USELESS PIG!" Phil's girlfriend yelled.
"Kathy!"
"NO. Pack your things leave" Kathy said and walked into her room and slammed it.
"Oh my god... I need my weed... I have no money left. Maybe if I ask him..." Phil mumbled to himself. He left the apartment and ran to the alley way.
"Hey... You got the stuff?" Phil asked when he saw the hooded boy.
"Yeah... You got the money?" He asked.
"Yeah... About that.... You see, the one I got the money from... Died and my girlfriend just broke up with me so, like, can I have a bit of weed. Just to unwind?" Phil asked with an innocent smile. Even when he smokes, his teeth look amazing.
"No." He said.
"What do you mean no?" Phil asked.
"I mean no. You have to pay me. Wether it be 80$ or a new gun. I need some money." The dealer said.
"Oh... I see... I don't have that... I'm sorry" Phil said.
"Can you like... Get money from someone else?"
"Don't you have other clients?" Phil asked.
"Uh- yeah. I do!.... No I don't. I get the weed from my dad. My dad who is always high and who always forgets to feed my mom and I. He's also too high to notice half his drugs are gone." He suddenly said.
"Oh... I'm sorry..."
"Haha... You didn't ask for a sudden backstory I'm sorry... I should go. Take the drugs. I'm sure my dad doesn't need it" he said tossing it to him.
"No wait... I have to repay you somehow! How about you come back to my place? I can cook you a meal to bring back to your mom" Phil said. The boy slowly took his hood off and he was smiling .
"I have standards y'know" He asked.
"I could make you spaghetti?" Phil suggested.
"You're meeting all of my standards!" Dan said. (Like and subscribe if u get the reference!1!)
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"I'll put the rest in a container for your mom" Phil said while reaching for the cupboards.
"Thanks a million" Dan said, taking a bite of spaghetti.
"No problem."
Dan started playing with his food, discovering it could make a weird floppy sound.
"Hey, Phil?"
"Yeah Dan?"
"That's what good pussy sounds like" Dan said continuing to make the sound with the spaghetti. Phil giggled and continued to put the food away.
"Let's fuck" Dan said
"Ok"
Who needs segways?
Phil brought Dan into his room and brought him into his bed. Phil started unzipping Dan's sweater and he took it off. They both started stripping into their boxers n stuff.
They both stared at each other for a second, admiring their bodies. Phil's movements were slow as he reaches for Dan's face. Phil cupped his cheek and brought his lips to his own. They're lips started moving in synch and it got more and more heated the closer they got.
Phil pulled away and started kissing his neck. Dan tilted his head back to give Phil more room to work with.
"Ph-Phil... Just fuck me." Dan moaned.
"okie dokie" Phil said whipping it out.
"Damn son where'd you find this" Dan asked.
Phil reached into his drawer and got a condom for safety reasons. He checked the expiration date and it was gr8 so he used it.
He wrapped his willy cause he wasn't silly and placed it in front of Dan's entrance to Narnia.
He pushed it in and Dan let out a groan of pain.
"Sorry" Phil said.
"It's fine... Just keep going" Dan moaned.
Phil did so and thrusted more and more, picking up a rhythm.
Dan let out some moans here and there until he completed. (game grumps reference I'm sorry)
Phil came a few moments after and pulled out. Phil took the condom off and threw it in the trash can across the room.
"I'm amazing" Phil said. (An unintentional pun)
"You are" Dan said, breathing hard.
Phil looked at Dan and saw he was starting to get sweaty and his hair was getting a bit curly. He thought it was adorable.
"Hey, um, I have to go. Here's my number if you need anything else other than drugs" Dan winked.
"Yeah! I'll be sure to text you the next time I have an orgy!" Phil joked.
"Ok on second thought maybe not" Dan giggled.
A/N if there are any grammatical errors I'm sorry I'm too lazy to proof read rn. Also sorry this took a while I forgot that I was sinful
