( A/n: Part 2 of Twinsanity )
Onyx, Meryl, Gobber, and Stoick were giving Dagur the tour, Meryl was using all her strength to fight the urge to punch Dagur in the face every time he had hit on her.
Gobber: And we're walking, walking. Here we have our food storage. It's where we... Well...
Dagur: Oh, oh, oh, let me guess! ( Not impressed: ) Store your food.
Meryl: ( mentally rolled her eyes ) ( thoughts: ) No wonder they made him chief.
Meryl then heard Hiccup's voice whispering " Barf, Belch, come back here! " behind her, and she turned around to see that there was nothing there.
Dagur: ( to Meryl: ) Something wrong, beautiful?
Meryl: No. I thought I heard something.
Dagur: Probably because this is... Bo-ring! I want to see the dragon-killing things!
Stoick: Follow me.
Stoick then began leading the Berserker chief to the armory. In which Dagur started testing out a sword, acting in deed, deranged.
Dagur: Oh, you want some of this, Gronkle? How 'bout you, Nadder? Hyah! That's right plead, plead for your pathetic dragon life.
Dagur then threw the sword at the gap between Stoick and Gobber.
Gobber: ( to Stoick and Onyx: ) He's really got a handle on that whole " deranged " thing.
Dagur: ( To Meryl: ) You saw that, beautiful?
Meryl: ( lies, hiding her annoyance: ) Uh-huh, totally. ( With a serious expression: ) And didn't I tell you only my boyfriend can call me beautiful?
Dagur: He isn't here, now is he?
Meryl: ( under her breath, to Onyx and the two adult Berkians: ) I'm about to make him eat that sword.
Onyx: ( to Dagur, to prevent him from annoying Meryl any more: ) Why don't we see to signing that treaty now, sir?
Dagur: Sounds like my father. " Sigh that treaty, Dagur. " " Leave that chicken alone, Dagur! " " Put down that axe, Dagur! "
Stoick: Your father is a great man! And I'll not have you disrespect him!
Dagur: My father was a coward. I intend to return the Berserkers to their former glory. Something he was incapable of doing.
Stoick glared at Dagur, Meryl then saw Barf and Belch in the distance, outside of the armory.
Meryl: ( without thinking: ) Zippleback!
Dagur: ( excited, looks around: ) I knew it! Where is it? Ooh, let me kill it, let me kill it!
Gobber then steps in front of Dagur and kept Dagur from seeing the Zippleback outside.
Gobber: She's joking, Dagur! That niece of mine, always the prankster. Tell me, Dagur, what are some of your deranged plan for the Berserker Tribe?
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The Scale Walker Of Berk ( A Httyd fanfic )
Fanfiction- disclaimer - I don't own the characters or the franchise or the cover, I only own my ocs. Read to find out what it's about.