Meeting Marshall Mathers: The Later Years

Stress will ruin all that you have.

"Karlie, hi" I answered my phone as I left the garage to enter the house,

"Oh, yeah uhh hi!" She oozed sarcasm,
"I've been worried sick!"

"Don't start. Honestly it's been a fucking awful afternoon"

"Do care to elaborate?"

"I.." as I walked into the living room I was met with two police officers sat with a very angry looking Marshall,
"Let me call you back" I ended the call without letting her finish whatever it was she had to say,

"Mrs. Mathers, nice to see you again" it was the two police officers who had taken my statement back at the hospital,

"Sorry, how.. can I help you?" I set my handbag down on the sofa,

"Unfortunately we've had an allegation of assault made against you"

"Is this a joke?" I scoffed,

"It's fuckin' bullshit is what it is" Marshall expressed with venom,

"I'm sure you are aware that at 16:40 this afternoon our officers attended an incident reported by a phone call, made by yourself, reporting an assault on Miss. Brooke Halliday, the assailant reported to be Miss. Ashley Walters"

"The motherfuckin' adacity of that bitch to file a report against you, after every motherfuckin' thing that the son of a bitch has put us through!" Oh he was livid, as was I! The cheeky bitch!

"Mr. Mathers if we could perhaps keep the expletives to a minimum"

"Expletives? They're motherfuckin compliments for a piece of shit like her. And for the record she is the biggest piece of shit I've met, believe me officers I've met a lot of pieces of shit in my time, in life and in the crapper"

"Marshall" It was taking everything in me not to laugh,
"Do you need me to come down to the station?"

"Nah you ain't goin' nowhere" Marshall interjected,
"She's pregnant, she's recovering from an actual assault made by the bitch who's pointing fingers. Don't get me started on the fact that YOU motherfuckers had a warrant out for her arrest, which you failed to bring her in on, leaving my wife to do your dirty work! So from where I'm standin' I think you ought to snap those notebooks shut and get the fuck outta my goddamn house" I could of give this man a round of applause!

"Look, we can see that given the circumstances surrounding this case that tensions are a little high.."

"Yea you think?!" Marshall cut him off,

"So.. for now we will continue to investigate the more pressing matter of the assault on the boat. We will be in touch if we need anything"

"Yea well we won't have any shit that you need, contact someone else" I almost let out a little laugh as I had to look away, these officers had just had their asses handed to them, embarrassment was written all over their faces,

"We'll see ourselves out"

"I'll take the pleasure in escortin' you off of my property, along the way I can perhaps give you some pointers on how to do your fuckin' jobs"

I brought my hand up to my mouth as I laughed a little to myself. I couldn't quite believe how Marshall had handled that, but thankfully he was here to handle it rather than me being an absolute idiot and putting my foot in it as I was willingly going to admit hitting her to get her off of Brooke. I took a seat and took a moment to wrap my head around todays events, and the fact that the stupid bitch had tried to get me arrested for stopping her from killing my friend, this woman was BATSHIT crazy,