South Park x Reader

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Eric Cartman x Reader

Yep, we're starting out with the big, racist sonofabitch himself.

Note, I also find it hilarious to listen Fat Bottomed Girls for this first bit.
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Your P. O.V

The bench under you started to get hot but it just warmed your legs, and the voices of the other kids in the courtyard seemed to melt away.
Any normal kid was retreating into any part of shade they could find, but not you.
You were enjoying the day.
The sun was clear, cloudless, and the very air itself had the feeling of summer.

Only a month and a half and they would be free.
Everyone was starting to act up, detention was getting more and more filled up, but people seemed to not care.

Even that little prissy bitch Wendy got sent to it one or twice.

The days just seemed to be kick ass.

You were knocked out of your trance as you felt a hand slide over your shoulder and slowly over your breast

"The fuck?!" You yelped, slapping the hand away and failing to the ground in shock.

The familiar laugher of no other then Kenny McCormick filled the air.

"You goddamn pervert Kenny! Go grope your other hoes." You wince as you get up and brush wood chips off your (F/c) shirt.

The blonde quickly slides back over to you and drapes an arm around your shoulders.
"But your my main hoe!"

You chuckle as you push him off.
Then the familiar argument fills the air as your two friends walk towards you.

"Fuck off fatass! Like (Y/n) would ever awnser THAT!"

"Screw you you stupid Jew! You never fucking know you little Ginger Jew Whore!"

"CARTMAN!"

You start to laugh as Kyle and Cartman come into view, obviously furious with one another.

"You two should be married with how much you bitch at eachother." You giggle.

Cartman simply rolls his eyes.

You raise an eyebrow and change the subject. "Where's Señor Stan?"

Kyle smirks. "Trying to feel up his girlfriend."

You suppress a snort. "Oh god. That dude needs to know that bitch is just gonna break up with him again."

Heads bob in agreement.

A hand suddenly grabs your ass.
"GODDAMMIT KENNY!" You yell and pull him to the ground, straddling him, holding down his hands. "Stop being such a fucking pervert.

The blonde just holds a stupid sheepish smile on his face. "Oh, my dear, if you wanted to straddle me you just should have asked."

You raise an eyebrow and smack his head.

"Ow! Abuse!" He calls out.

You give him a smirk and get off him, seeing the rest of the group holding in laughter.

"All of you. Perverts." You mumble as Cartman explodes into laughter.

"Now, what the hell did you want to ask me?" You ask, tilting your head questioningly.

"Don't even fucking ASK, Cartman!" Kyle growls in the direction of his friend.

"I just wanted to know if you damn underwear looks like a murder scene after your period, that's all!"