Well, I was nominated... Once again... For one of these fact things.
Damn you Lily-Chan! Lilydoeswriting
Well, I guess I'll start. Just a warning...
I'm boring.
1.) I hate people. Literally. I will only hug or touch people if I initiate the contact- if you try to touch me unexpectedly I will hit you with the closet object I can find.
2.) Im a very affectionate person- to my friends. I'm fact I'm so affectionate, when I hug my girl friends (also me and my best friend call each other babe), I get called a lesbian.
Like Bitch please. You wish I was lesbian because you wanna get with this.
3.) My friends know that if they get me Diet Coke or fries I will do just about anything. It's like what would you do for a Klondike bar on steroids.
4.) All my friends call me adorable and it bugs the shit out of me. I'm not adorable. I know where you live and I can totally sneak in like some Jeff the Killer shit. Don't test me.
5.) My favorite color is turquoise.
6.) MY OTP WILL FOREVER BE LEVI AND EREN AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES THEY GET EATEN BY A TITAN.
7.) I get a nosebleed whenever I watch Free! Not even joking. My mother now forbids me from watching it.
8.) My favorite food probably ranges between fried chicken and spaghetti.
9.) All my friends act like I'm their therapist and tell me all their depressing shit, so I'm over here like
0-0
What the hell do you want me to do about it. Girl I love you but buck the fuck up little camper.
10.) I will never tell someone to their face something rude but once I'm with a friend or thinking I will tear your dusty ass to shreds.
11.) I only had a boyfriend for one day. He tried to hold my hand and I freaked the fuck out. No touchy without my permission, ya fucker.
12.) I have a disorder I like to call "Mind Music Video". Whenever I listen to music I like go into a different realm and make my own music video or little fanfiction.
13.) I WOULD RATHER BECOME A PROSTITUTE THAN GO SHOPPING. I HATE IT SO MUCH LIKE "MOM PICK FUCKING SOMETHING I DONT GOT ALL DAY"
14.) I'm a pushover. A huge pushover.
15.) My history teacher had hip surgery last month. I had so admit I did a sort dance because the bitch lowered my grade to an F because of one missing assignment.
One.
Like bitch fight me.
16.) I like anime more than I like my own cousins.
17.) Id bitch slap my enemy at school for a high five, a thumbs up, and one potato chip.
18.) I want to a writer.
19.) When I die my tombstone will read "Hey, you. Damn I like your face."
20.) Rawr means I love you in dinosaur.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR
That's it.
I nominate Kitkate02 .
In the words of wise woman;
"Carry on."
Hannah out.
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South Park x Reader
FanfictionThese will be long or short stories, featuring you, and some South Park character! The stories of a girl finding love in people who make her happy <3 Maybe give it a read? :3 Requests open! (I do not own any of the South Park characters!)
