This is so off topic, but I was nominated, so why the hell not?
Cartman: *sits in the background with popcorn* AW GOD-DAMN-IT!! I wanted more stories! MAAAAAMMMM!!
Author-Chan: SHUT IT ERIC YOUR MOMS A WHORE!!!
Cartman: Well your a hoe just like Wendy!! *gives a dreamy sigh*
Author-Chan: Oh god... *facepalms*
Anyway, let's get on with it, shall we? I was nominated by EmmyM789 ;P
1.) My fathers side of the family is very Italian; aka my great grandfather was a mobster and part of a crime family and my fathers name is Franchesco. We also somehow end up having pasta for every meal.
2.) I am completely obsessed with South Park. How obsessed you say? I have considered getting a tattoo of the four boys hats (Is Kenny's hood considered a hat?). So yes, I think I need help...
3.) I have short, blonde hair and very weird eyes; green around the brim, but blue near the black part (cannot remember the name for the life of me) It's like they're two different layers.
4.) Out of my four friends, they have established me as the 'Stan'. I'm apparently the most sane, a slight jock, but also a love retard. *thinks* Dammit... I wanted to be Kenny.
5.) My name is Hannah, which I hate. *cringes*
6.) I have 164 episodes of South Park recorded on my DVR... Oops.
Nominations: *drum roll*
jaelibug89
Lizinator
Fiyahbolt2001
spaceman_craig
I can't think of anyone else... Well, I think that's it. Thanks for listening to my boring facts!
Kyle: HANNAH! CARTMAN DIDNT GIVE ANY OF HIS CANDY!
Cartman: Oh I'm sorry, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Kenny: Mmph mph mph mphh!
All but Kenny: Ew.
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South Park x Reader
FanfictionThese will be long or short stories, featuring you, and some South Park character! The stories of a girl finding love in people who make her happy <3 Maybe give it a read? :3 Requests open! (I do not own any of the South Park characters!)
