Loverboy || Malum

Character Answers.

I was going to post this with the next chapter, but this is so long, so! I'll upload the next chapter within the next hour :-)

Ashton:

1. cut your hair irwiggle

no bye

2. May I hug you and just....hug and cuddle Irwin

*opens arms* you may

3. so when we getting married

Bro, I'm onLY 15, I'M NOT READY FOR THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT.

4. heeeeyyyy baaabbbeeee

what's cooking, good looking

5. Love me please

Loving you

6. Can you be my brother bc you da real mvp

i already have younger siblings, they suck, so, no sorry.

7. ...Lashton?

what??????

8. are you a top or bottom in lashton?

what is a lashton. why am i doing the don't with a lashton.

9. fuck Luke please

i like boobs. dingalings are gross.

10. Why are you so badass?

You see my parents did the meiosis and something just happened.

Calum:

1. are you changing for realzies bc I'm done with ur shit

I'm changing for realzies

2. Stop being an idiotic d*ckhead and stop smoking and doing drugs and get better. Also, marry Michael.

Yo, I went from being high almost all day to two-three smokes, I have gotten better. It's progress, you know? That is on my bucket list, I just have to wait till I'm not 16.

3. Why did you even go out with that ugly a*s b*tch if you didn't like her rainbow's headed titty too small straight hoein ass? And your check bones give me all the life!!

Titty too small, I laughed. She's hot, let's be honest. Plus, she gave me free drugs. Thanks dude.

4. Do you realise that you're coming a d*ckhead

Ouch dude

5. Do you think you could change for Michael.

I'm trying

6. Are you going to try to stop making mistakes for Michael? bc if you don't and you break Mikey's heart again, I will not hesitate to punch you in the d*ck? Sounds familiar, huh? I will not hesitate.

Dude, I'm human, I'm going to make mistakes, but if I hurt Michael I'll probably end up punching myself in the d*ck.

7. Are you gonna stop with like all the drugs and alcohol for Michael? You should know it breaks his heart to see you do that..

It hurts him, yeah, I know. But what about me? It's not that easy to stop, it's not like snap and I'm no longer going to need the drugs.

8. are u top or a bottom.

Now we're talking. Have you seen Michael's cute ass, I'd fuck that so hard, oh my god. So, definitely a top.

9. FIX YOURSELF YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER OR I'M OPENING A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU (ily tho ayyy)