dirt

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Grubby cheeto fingers

trash on the classroom floor

pants wet with droplets of piss (cough ike cough yamauchi)

No shower every 12 hours

it's

horrendous

just

horrendous

I can't do this

"hEy aYanOkoUji~~!" exclaimed Sudo as he reached in to pat my back with his filthy street fighting hands 

"Oh hell no"

I ducked away and sprinted around the classroom, picking up the pieces of trash on the floor. I then proceeded to turn on the fire sprinkler on top the classroom, dousing everyone with clean water.

"AH!"

"The fuck-"

so much better.

I then exited the classroom and repeated the process with the other 3 classrooms in our year. This place was so filthy. I should play football to clear my mind.

"STOP TOUCHING ME"

"TEHN STOP PLAYING YOU STUPID FIRST YEAR" I knew what I had to do. I used my powers to send a meteorite towards ANHS which hit the waters and sent a tsunami flooding the entire school building.

Much better

Oh no...

seagulls just shat on the floor

and the tsunami water was dirty!!!!

I rushed out o the school towards a specific location

"Father."

"The fu-"

"Let me back into the white room. It is so much cleaner here."

"That's my bo-"

"DON'T TOUCH ME."

AUTHORS NOTE

Oh good lord was this story dirt. I'm sorry to the reader who recommended it, it was very shit. But I know nothign about the aoyama kun thing and I don't have the time to watch it or read it or whatever it is. Please forgive my misdoigns.

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