COTE one shots

Kiyotaka AladdinKouji

Just watched Aladdin again, the 2019 one. Why is Jasmine so bad omg.

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I knew Jafar was a malicious man, it wasn't hard to spot his alternative motives. But considering how he's been so hell bent on this lamp, I don't mind having it for myself. 

I entered the cave of wonders, and the treasure in all it's abundance widened my eyes. Not because I was greedy, just out of shock. I scanned the pillars of gold and mountains of jewels, but one thing was worth more than all of that. The lamp.

And that's what I was going to get.

I trudged past all the treasure, and the fact that I'm an emotionless emo helped me in not feeling tempted by all the riches. I continued my track onwards, before stopping in front of a carpet. I bent down and tugged at it, and it replied back to me, to my horror. 

I threw away my feelings and moved the rock trapping it, and ong the carpet was flying. A magic carpet. I thought those were only real in...

I didn't think they were real at all!

Shrugging it off, and deciding that there were better things that could be awaiting me, I tracked forward, before finally, I reached...

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I stared at it in all it's beauty, but it had none. It looked like an ordinary lamp, something which a commoner would have. But this must be what Jafar was talking about, there are no other lamps around here anywhere.

I picked up the lamp, and the magic carpet approached me. It scooted under my feet, before picking me up and flying me out of the cave. Wow, that made my trip easier. 

Jafar and his 2 men looked on in shock as I flew out with a magic carpet, using it's end's to steer the vehic-

Is it a...? Never mind.

"Hey, I got it Jafar."

I landed in front of him, and held out the lamp. Jafar's eyes widened, and a sinister look overtook his ugly features as he stuck out a smile.

"Excellent, excellent, and now give me this and all the treasure will be yours! ALL YOURS!"

"What's so special about this lamp anyways?"

"Oh Kiyotaka, you don't understand, if you give it to me I'll show you!"

"Nah, I want it."

The vizier's smile dropped to an annoyed frown, before waving.

"Just deal with him...Thought I could make you a right hand man."

The two guards approached me, but I rushed forward, using the lamp's pouring hole and sticking it into his eye.

"AHHHH!" The guard yelled as I hooked him across the jaw. I reached down and took out his sword, before turning around to the other one.

We engaged in a sharp sword fight, but I threw the lamp at his face, distracting him long enough for me to plunge the sabre into his heart.

"Scoundrel...Only fleas will mourn your pathetic death." The guard groaned as he died.

Bold words from the guy who just got killed right? I turned to the vizier.

"..."

"I'm gonna kill you Jafar, and I know you like the princess. I'm gonna then knock the princess out and start wank-"

"THE FUCK?!" The Vizier cried.

I made jerking motions on the lamp, and to my horror, a blue smoke spurted out, and a being appeared before me.

"Will Smith..." I muttered.

"Da fuck no it's me the Genie. Did you free me, hoooh it's been a few thousand years. Hey carpet, haven't seen you in time."

My mouth stayed wide open as the genie stretched, before he turned over to me.

"Alright master, let me sing you the rules."

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"Got it?"

I kicked the Vizier unconscious, before turning to the genie,

"Got it yeah."

I sat down with the genie, and began thinking about what I wanted to wish for.

"Genie I think I got it."

"Go on my boy."

"Genie, for my first wish, I wish to be truly happy."

The genie stared at me

"Wow what an emo hoe- I mean yes master."

The genie focused, twirling his hands around me.

*POOF*

I appeared back in Agrabah, but this time not on the streets. I was on the throne, and bowing down to me was the princess.

"I am ready to obey your command."

"Holy shit genie your amazing."

"Why thank you."

Having wealth, power, love, relationship, status, and no fear of external factors hindering me made me happy, however materialistic that may sound.

"So, what do you want for your second wish?"

Wow...

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Okay boys and girls and everything in between. Please if you can give me a wish you want as the 2nd wish, I'll expand on the wish by showing everything Kiyo got after asking for it you get me alright thanks love you bye