I arrived at the other entrance to see it crowded to the brim.
No
no
no
no
please.
I entred the shop.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The yoghurt mixers were gone
I was genuienly devastated.
"Why you so down?"
I turned to see Fuka Kiryuin. I told her my predicament, to which she only laughed.
"Just order one online."
I abided by her words and saw that it was even cheaper online. There was one in stock, as my fingers hovered over the purchase button.
The 1 went to 0.
What
right as I was about to click it?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I then zoomed out of the restaurant, running as fast as physically possible. My legs hurt, this is the fastest I've ever ran. I zoomed into and out of every restaurant on all of campus. Checking every shop, they were all empty of yoghurt mixers.
Why
why
WHY?
I then looked to my right to see a cruise ship leaving with the 3rd years. Presumably for a special exam. If I squinted my eyes hard enough, I could see a yoghurt mixer in one of the restaurant. I ran past security and jumped into the body of water, swimming faster and faster towards the ship. I climbed up it.
"The moon is so beauti-"
No I can't say that right now. I climbed in and ran towards the resturant. The worker seemed to be taken aback by my speed as he accidently pushed the yoghurt mixer from the tabletop and onto the floor. It shattered into pieces.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I swam back to Tokyo, in search of anything. On a massive billboard, a news reporter was talking.
"There seems to be an international shortage of Yoghurt mixers. Japan has been hit the hardest and you won't find it anywhere here.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I solemnly swam back to ANHS, lying on the grass in defeat.
"The monster, so saddened. And wet? The fuc-"
I looked to see Ryuuen approach me, eating a hamburger. Him eating that just looks so majestic.
I explained to him my predicament.
"Oh I have one but you need to pay 100000 points for it."
I took his phone out of his pocket and completed the transaction in front of his eyes.
"What's your dorm number?"
"410."
I had zoomed off by now.
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COTE one shots
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