Unfriendly neighbourhood Kiyotaka

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Omg I love spiderman more than I love myself.

Since I was a kid, man was on his knee's. I would let Spiderman violate me even if I was 6 like please shoot that white sutff.
















I'm sorry for being away, I had to take a procrastination break, I hope ypou understand.















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Fuck how did I not see that spider. Great, now I need to deal with this mess.  Gosh I've never seen that species before...Wait why do I feel dizzy?

"Kiyotaka are you okay?"

"Yes Honami, I think I need to go to my dorm."

"Oh okay."

As I trudged my way on, the haziness got worse and I immediately collapsed onto my bed, eyes shutting, unaware of how my life was about to change...




Woah-

I woke up to see that I was buffer, a lot buffer than I was before. Did someone put steroids in my water? No I must be hallucinating.

As I turned the door knob to the bathroom, it for some reason tore clean off the door. What the fuc-


I tried to use the toothpaste, squeezing it gently. Of course, the entirity of it's content spilled onto the mirror.

You know what, whatever. 

I threw on my clothes and stepped outside.

Gosh I've been feeling weird for quiet a bit now, I should go to a doctor. When I went to sleep, I kept having weird visions of a spider biting me.

I also feel, much more alert. My senses were really good before, but it all seems enhanced, as if I see everything in slow mot-

I ducked under a kick from Ryuuen. 

Fuck I do feel different, it's as if I had thirty years to react to his kick, what's happening to me? 

"The fuck?"

"Please don't bother me."

Ryuuen realised I geniuenly meant that, and bedgrudgingly walked away. 


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