COTE one shots

Kiyo - Mashima's wingman

I had been to the gym and found Mashima sensei there, who was educating me on stuff I already knew. He taught me how to do the different excercises (which I again knew) and he spotted me for some of my excersises.

He then striked up a rather interesting conversation.

"So I need your help."

"What do you mean sensei?"

"There's this girl called Akiyam-"

"Mashima! You overworked yourself again."

I looked on to see a beautiful and busty girl enter the scene. She looked to be really fit and healthy, I could tell from her body. She was also really beautiful.

"Sorry, anyways Ayanokouji this is Akiyama."

"Ohh aren't you that boy always around Ichinose?"

"Yeah?"

"She's a really pretty girl, I'm rooting for you."

She then left the corridor, and I caught eye of Mashima staring on at her backside. He looked to be entranced.

"Uhm hello?"

"Anyways Ayanokouji, so Akiyama is someone I want to date. And I just want you to see if she's single or not."

"Why not chabooba- Chabashira or Hoshinomiya sensei?"

"It's against school rules and I wouldn't date them anyways. Just help me with Akiyama and I'll train you in the gym."

I'm bored so why not.

"Sure."

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I had been stalking Akiyama for some time now, a week or so. I didn't focus much on her activities but instead that cak-

 Anyways,I had "coincidentally" bumped into her.

"Oh hi Ayanokouji."

"Hi Akiyama."

"How are you?"

"Good, anyways. I've been wating to ask you if your single."

"Are you going for me?" Akiyama smiled in a teasing manner. I remained stiff.

"No I'm just curious."

"Well to answer your question, I am single. Alright catch you later!"

"Bye."

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"She's single? That's amazing!"

Mashima seemed overjoyed at the news, a massive smile overtaking him.

"What do you think I should do now Ayanokouji?"

"You should keep talking to her, for a month or so before confessing."

"Alright."

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I was behind a bush, watching as Akiyama approached Mashima. 

"What did you want to ask of me Mashima?"

"It's been an enjoyable time with you Akiyama, and I want to make it even more enjoyable. So will you go out with me?"

Akiyama seemed like she was expecting this.

"Sorry Mashima but no, I'm not into ugly boys. Very sorry tho.."

Mashima looked heartbroken. I strolled out of the bush and acted like I was just passing by.

"Ooooo AYanokouji! Hello there!"

"Hi Akiyama."

"You know Mashima, this is what I want."

"Huh?" I inquired

"Ayanokouji, let's go to your room." she replied, leaning in seductively.

"And fuck until we die~"

I was amused to say the least. I stared on at Mashima's teary face, before picking Akiyama up and princess carrying her towards my dorm room.

"That's not nice to Mashima."

"It's the truth, your much better~"

AUTHORS NOTE:

I swear this book died out, kinda saddening lmfao.