Noob sighed as Li Mei punched his chest. She wasn't really punching him hard so he didn't wince or anything.
"You're such a bastard!"
"I'm sorry Mei, but to be honest Tanya is way hotter than you. Plus we don't even hang out or like anything similar." Noob said shrugging.
"Whatever! Get out of my way!!" She yelled.
Noob took a deep breathe and walked away.
A nice way to start off the chapter am I right?
"No way, Noob you crazy little bitch!" Smoke laughed.
"I have to agree with Smoke. I can't believe you just told her straight up that Tanya is hotter." Kenshi joined in.
"Not to mention you broke up with her." Stryker grinned. "What was it you liked in her?"
"To be honest I have no fucking idea." Noob replied.
"That's true love right there!!!" Liu shouted and they laughed.
"Oh shit, speak of the devil." Ermac mumbled and slumped down into his seat.
They looked over and saw Tanya walking with Kira.
"This should be good." Smoke said and randomly starts eating some popcorn.
"Noob. You are going to apologize to Li Mei right now!" Kira demanded.
"You're not my damn mama." Noob sneered. "I do what I want."
"Shut up. I will break your nuts if you don't go tell Li Mei that she is hotter than Tanya!" Kira yelled.
"I'm not gonna lie to her and say she is hotter because she's not." Noob replied.
"Oh snap!" Stryker commented.
"Shut up!" Kira shouted.
"Bitch, I will beat yo ass." Stryker said between claps.
"I'm giving you one last chance Noob." Kira offered.
Noob stayed quiet.
"Fine. Then were gonna tell her that you don't care about her." Kira threatened.
"Okay, go ahead." Noob said and stood up. "And while you're at it tell her this." Noob suddenly kisses Tanya.
A bunch of 'oh shit' expressions appear on all the guys faces.
Tanya obviously blushed while Kira got pissed and shoved Noob away from Tanya and she stormed off with Tanya.
"Noob! Are you insane?!" Johnny asked.
"No. Why? What's the big deal?" Noob asked.
"If Rain finds out you kissed his girlfriend you are a dead man." Stryker said mentally slapping Noob.
"Oh shit. I forgot they were dating. Dammit!!"
"Wait! I have and idea!!" Liu said. "ALEX!! ALEX!!"
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?????
"Godamn Alex. Calm yourself." Smoke laughed.
"Could you change or rewind the whole Noob kissing Tanya scene?" Liu asked.
Uh, no. A fan wanted that. Why else do you think I made Noob kiss Tanya?
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Mortal Kombat School
RandomIn a world that sometimes doesn't make sense because the author is an idiot and forgets everything about his own work, the kombatants are faced with their biggest challenge yet...high school. Drama will strike, tears will be shed, (hopefully) people...
