Okay! If you never heard of Huniepop, make sure you read up on it...unless your under 13...it gets really... Interesting. But this will be all about Smoke and Noob playing Huniepop cause why not? Lez go!!
"Noob, I have a girlfriend." Smoke reminded him.
"Ah shit! I forgot. But don't worry its like a dating sim. Except it has some...nice... pictures." Noob said.
"I don't like the sound of nice." Smoke said shaking his head.
"Well it doesn't matter! Let me just log into my steam account." He does so, "Okay...new game...male...ALRIGHT!!" Noob stood up and shoved Smoke into the seat. "Play the game!"
Smoow gruntedand suddenly a anime girl with brown hair, hazel eyes, and a red dress thing.
"Hi there." She said.
"Oh holy shit! They have voice actors?!" Smoke asked and read the choices, "HI!! HELLO!! I'm im saying that. What? Who me? Not saying that either. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, These choices all suck! ...I'll just go with what? Who me?"
"Yea you!"
"Sorry I just don't talk to many girls. That is a huge as lie. You're like really really cute. Man what the fuck? Last one...I think I'm in love. What's with all these horrible responses?" Smoke asked.
"Man shut the fuck up and pick one already!" Noob shouted.
Smoke picked the Sorry I just don't talk to many girls.
"Well you're talking to one now champ! My name is Kyu, nice to meet you."
"Hold up...Kyu? What type of name is that?!"
"Shut up and play!"
Let's just skip that part because its really fucking boring. Now were at the part where Kyu is telling the player to choose a place and start looking for some anime babes to lay!! That's the whole point if that game.
"I'm gonna pick...the shopping mall."
"Good choice rookie! Couldn't nof picked it better myself."
They arrive at the shopping mall and red headed girl is arguing with a girl with black hair.
"Uhh! What the fuck! Of course you screwd it up again!" The red head complained.
"What are you talking about? Thats exactly what you asked for. Are you joking?!" The other replied.
"Oh damn." Smoke commented.
"Bitch, does it look like I'm joking? How am I supposed to walk around like this?"
"You're fucking loco! This is how I always cut your nasty ass hair!"
"Nasty ass hair? Eww! Don't even, look who's talking, skank."
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Mortal Kombat School
AcakIn a world that sometimes doesn't make sense because the author is an idiot and forgets everything about his own work, the kombatants are faced with their biggest challenge yet...high school. Drama will strike, tears will be shed, (hopefully) people...
