Mortal Kombat School

Addicted

When Jade finally left to Taco Bell Noob and Smoke both let out a sigh of relief.

"Bitch! This is the last mothafuckin time!" Noob shouted.

"Ahhh! I'm sorry okay? It's tough on me too!" Smoke put another piece of gum in his mouth. "I didn't think I would just suddenly get addicted like this!"

"Oh you little fucker! I told you, that if you kept doing this you would be addicted! And what did you say? 'Nooo Noob! I'm not gonna be some smoke addicted teen!' LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!!" Noob clenched his teeth then smacked Smoke. "YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!"

"AHHH!!!! Okay, okay! I get it. You were right, I'm sorry!" Smoke replied.

"DON'T YOU DARE APOLOGIZE TO ME!!!" Noob breathed in and out trying to calm himself. "Listen Smoke, you're gonna have to tell Jade sooner or later. And it would be a hell of a lot better if you told her sooner." Noob said.

"You're right. But I just don't want her to be mad at me.Do you know how many times we've had fights?!" Smoke asked.

"During the school year? Hmm, I lost count. You two have been together since Alex started this damn fanfic! And now look at us! We basically skipped school all the way to being seniors that are close to graduating! Obviously it's natural you two fight. If you didn't that would be weird and unhealthy. Lying to her is the same fucking thing, Smoke. And it's gonna lead to breaking up. Honestly, I don't think you'll be able to function without her."

Smoke stared at Noob. "You just gave me 13 years of advice." He shook his head. "You are absolutely right Nooberson. I'll tell her today."

"There ya fucking go!" Noob smacked Smoke's back. "I'll be taking those." Noob took the pack of cigarettes and replaced them with gum. "You better chew on that gum!"

"Yeah, yeah. I got it. Could you destroy those for me?" Smoke asked.

"You got it boy." Noob chucked the cigarettes so far a sparkle appeared. "Hope they somehow burn. Let's go!"

"Fuck yeah!" Smoke popped another piece of gum in his mouth.

We later see Liu and Lao.

"Who are you gonna ask if you even ask anyone?" Liu asked.

"Hold up, you said ask at least 834 times." Lao held his head and then looked up. "No one obviously. Who would I even ask?"

"Sheeva? Khameleon?"

"Are you fucking insulting me?"

Liu laughed. "Nitara?"

Lao shivered. "No she creeps me out."

"I'm sure she likes you though."

"But she creeps me out."

"FINE! Tany--wait--no. She's with Rain. I forgot. Hmm, Sonya?"

"Taken."

"What? No she's not."

"Yea, by the devil."

Liu laughed again. "Ask her. I bet shes nice underneath all the bitchiness. Trust me Lao!" Liu said punching Lao's arm. "There's also Skarlet. I've seen a few fan fics of you and her."

"Wait, what?"

"You could ask Mil--no shes taken too. Sareena? She's hot."

"Hmm, actually she's not bad...I mig--"

"Oops. Nope, not an option." Liu suddenly said.

"Wha..."

"Sub and her have been talking for a long time. It would be a dick move to cock block." Liu thought for a bit. "Nitara seems like the hottest out of the ones we just said."