Noob nodded to himself. "This should help."
"I don't know, what if he gets hurt?" Jade asked.
"Love hurts Jade!" Noob turned on the collar around Smoke's neck. "Ready?"
Smoke hesitated. "What do you mean ready?"
"Just grab those cigarettes." Noob instructed.
Smoke reached for them and Noob pressed a button on his watch and suddenly Smoke felt a jolt of electricity. He yelped and fell back.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?"
Noob laughed. "I just need to program this and you won't be able to touch this pack of cigars."
"Why like this?!" Smoke asked.
"It's more entertaining. Plus it has a 68% more chance of it working. So you'll never want to touch them." Noob grabbed the cigarettes and placed it in the middle of the table. "Might as well set the rest.". He grabbed a bracelet and put it on Smoke. "If you are a little fucker and somehow grab them. This will go off. You will either pass out or be in complete torture until the battery dies."
"This is bullshit."
"Should've listened to me then we wouldn't have this problem." Noob clicked together the ends of the bracelet and grinned. "This is gonna be fun."
Smoke frowned. "Couldn't you have done this in a non violent way?"
"I could have but that would've been boring. According to my knowledge the urge to smoke is only around five minutes. So just watch porn or something. Apparently toothpaste makes cigarettes take like shit so just brush you teeth a few times. Also keep chewing that gum if you do it enough it'll start to work more." Noob looked at his notes. "That seems about it. Have fun!"
Noob and Jade left Smoke alone in the dorm. He turned on TV and watched SpongeBob for a few minutes. He looked around the room and tapped his fingers on the table. Quickly, he chewed some gum staring at the cigarettes intensely.
"Stop looking at them." Smoke said to himself. He turned his head away and focused his attention on SpongeBob.
He opened another pack of gum and chewed more.
"This is starting to get boring..." Smoke laid back on the couch and took a deep breath. "Might as well just sleep."
With that he closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Outside the dorm Noob and Jade stood listening.
"I don't even hear anything Noob!"
"Shhh, he's gonna reach for them soon." He opened the door slightly and looked inside. "What?"
"What is it?" Jade asked.
"He's asleep!"
Jade laughed and turned away. "I'm just gonna go back to my dorm, I trust Smoke won't touch them."
"You go ahead I'm staying here." Noob mumbled and finally decided to walk in. He looked at Smoke then scooted the cigarettes closer. "That shit cost me a lot of money you better use it!"
Let's go to the Tsung residence!
"Finished." Sir Tsung proudly announced.
Mileena and Kitana gasped. "It's awesome!!" They both said observing the beauty of the room.
"You two wanna help me bring the furniture?"
"Damn right!" Kitana ran out towards the car.
"She's very excited." Tsung laughed.
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Mortal Kombat School
Ngẫu nhiênIn a world that sometimes doesn't make sense because the author is an idiot and forgets everything about his own work, the kombatants are faced with their biggest challenge yet...high school. Drama will strike, tears will be shed, (hopefully) people...
