Noob snored in his bed as the girl smiled down at him.
"This would be easier if he was sweet and innocent... And actually attractive." She giggled to herself then suddenly slapped Noob.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
He looked at her with fury in his eyes. "I was having a dream about KYANNA!!!"
"Oh calm down. You'll see her eventually now get up!"
Noob looked at her. "Wait who the fuck are you?! How'd you get in my dorm?! Wait...how did you get pass Smoke!?" Noob asked.
"Oh that's Smoke? He spent the night with a guy named Scorpio I think."
"Scorpion." Noob corrected
"Yea whatever. Now get dressed and let's go."
"I ain't moving until you tell who you are!"
She giggled. "Don't you recognize this adorable face?"
Noobs eyes went wide. He slapped himself. "This isn't a dream?"
"I'm afraid not. This is totally happening."
"Fuck...yes" Noob grinned. "Wait where are we going?"
"Oh just a place where I can teach you some respect so you can actually keep a girl." She laughed.
"Okay stop. Li Mei was a complete mega bitch."
"So is Audrey." She smiled.
"Shut your pixie ass up." Noob sneered.
"I'm a fairy!" She sighed. "Look, I can easily go to another client if you don't want my help."
"May I ask you who your next client is?"
"Johnny Cag—"
Noob was now dressed. "Alright let's go!"
"...Whatever hurry up."
They appear at the outdoor lounge.
"Is this where I learn candy crush?" Noob joked.
"Its not candy crush! Uh, both you and that one Alec guy are so annoying!"
"Alec? Oh Alex!" Noob laughed.
"Yea him whatever. He didn't want my help so I left."
"What!? ALEX GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!"
Noob. Its 3 am...in the FUCKING MORNING!!!!!! I'M TIRED! Especially since that one bitch woke me up.
"Ahem. I'm right here."
Ahem. Don't give a shit. Now if you'll excuse me.
"Like I said, annoying." Kyu rolled her eyes.
After the whole candy crush lesson Kyu and Noob went back to his dorm where they saw Smoke.
"Hey man, what up?" Noob asked.
"You finally done fucking your computer?" Smoke asked and froze when he heard giggling.
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Mortal Kombat School
De TodoIn a world that sometimes doesn't make sense because the author is an idiot and forgets everything about his own work, the kombatants are faced with their biggest challenge yet...high school. Drama will strike, tears will be shed, (hopefully) people...
