"KITANA!!!!!" Mileena shouted across the room.
"What is it this time?" Kitana asked yawning.
"I'm bored."
Kitana stared blankly at Mileena. She blinked, then passed out on to the couch.
Mileena shook her head. "Maybe if you weren't having sex wit-" suddenly Mileena gets slapped by a pillow.
"Shut up! Mom isn't asleep yet!" Kitana shouted.
"Did he...never mind."
At Liu and Lao's dorm.
"YOU TWO HAD SEX?!??!?!?!??!?"
Liu karate chopped Lao's neck causing him to collapse on the kitchen table.
"...DAMMIT LAO!"
Liu was about to face palm but suddenly Kenshi burst into the room holding his katana, naked.
"What th-"
"BITCH I AM HERE AND I AM QUEER!!!!" With that he ran out of the room.
"..."
Moving on...
"Soooo you're saying were gonna commit suicide?" Scorpion asked.
"What? No! We just might get injured. That's all..." Noob responded.
"By shoving swords in our mouths!" Smoke shouted.
"Oh calm down Tomas!" Johnny laughed nervously. "W-wheres you sense of adventure?"
"Adventure!? There is no way in HELL I'm putting that bitch in my mouth!" Smoke shouted again.
"HA! THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!" Stryker burst out laughing.
"Anyways...I'll try it. Only if I get money afterwards." Jax proposed.
"Well shit! Somebody got balls of steel!!!" Kenshi blurted.
"Your on big guy! If you can put that shit all the way in ...pause...then I'll give you hmm $50!!" Scorpion offered.
"Shiiit I'll do it." Jax grabbed Kenshi's Katana and slowly swallowed it.
"...holy fuck he's doing it..." Johnny whispered.
Jax let go of the sword and everyone cheered.
"Now take that out." Stryker grinned.
"Get ready to call 911." Smoke told Scorpion who pulled out his phone.
Jax took the sword out from his mouth and gave it to a pale faced Kenshi.
"Why are you like that, bro?" Johnny asked Kenshi.
"I use that sword every. Fucking. Day! You putting it in your mouth!!!" Kenshi shook his head. "I feel so violated."
They laughed.
"Where's my money at ho?" Jax asked.
"Man stop acting like Sport! If I can do that shit too than I ain't owe you notin!" Scorpion bet.
"Alright." Jax accepted.
Kenshi gave Scorpion his sword. Scorpion breathed in and opened his mouth...
At the hospital
"So how did this happen?" The doctor asked Smoke.
"Would you believe me if I told you he was drunk?" Smoke asked.
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Mortal Kombat School
RandomIn a world that sometimes doesn't make sense because the author is an idiot and forgets everything about his own work, the kombatants are faced with their biggest challenge yet...high school. Drama will strike, tears will be shed, (hopefully) people...
