Kenshi and Ermac walked out of Tramlaw. (XD if somebody knows what I secretly wrote in that you have my respect!)
"Okay, so we got cinnamon, marshmallows, four Mtn Dews, and a fack load of cookies. Is that all?" Kenshi asked.
"Yea. The rest we already have." Ermac replied and they teleported to Kitana and Mileena's house.
Jade opened the door and they walked in.
"Y'all bitches got the shits?" Smoke asked.
"Yea. And can I ask you something Smoke?" Ermac asked.
"Yea sure. What is it?"
"Why the fuck are you always shirtless?"
Smoke looked down. "...I need to pay more attention."
They all went outside next to the big ass poolside.
"Yo! What should we start off with?" Liu asked.
"I wanna start off with something easy." Johnny said.
"The cinnamon challeng!" Stryker yelled.
"That's dangerous!" Noob pouted.
Smoke slapped him.
"So who's gonna be the lucky four?" Jax asked and pulled out a cups with everyone's names in it.
"Aw you little bitch!" Scorpion laughed.
Jax pulled out the four names. "...Mileena, Liu, Noob, and...me fuck!"
The four got the spoons with cinnamon on each of them.
"Try not to die!" Johnny laughed.
"Ready, go!"
They all put the spoon in there mouths.
Noob spit it out almost instantly. "DUCKS!! DUCKS!! OH MY DUCKING GOD!! ITS IN MY EYES!!!"
Mileena and Liu almost burst out laughing. Jax swallowed the powder like a champ. Then Liu and Mileena swallowed as well.
"Ugh! This tastes expired." Liu said examining the cinnamon.
Smoke grabbed the container. "Let's see here...best till...July 2010..."
"UGH! I ATE THAT SHIT!!" Noob shouted.
"Man, shut yo nasty ass up! You didn't even swallow that!!" Kenshi told him.
"Bitch you blind!"
Next the Mtn Dew challenge!!
"Four names!" Liu announced. "Kitana, Smoke, Sonya and Kenshi."
"What is this challenge?" Ermac asked.
"The goal is to be the first to chug the whole bottle." Stryker told him.
"Well I lost." Kenshi laughed.
All four of them grabbed a bottle and opened them.
"Ready, set...GO!" Jax shouted.
They tipped the bottle so that they started to chug. In a matter of five seconds Smoke threw the bottle on the ground.
"WASSUP BITCHES!!!" Then he unleashed a mighty belch.
"WOOOO SMOKE!" The guys cheered.
Kitana who was in surprisingly second place finished right when Smoke burped.
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Mortal Kombat School
РазноеIn a world that sometimes doesn't make sense because the author is an idiot and forgets everything about his own work, the kombatants are faced with their biggest challenge yet...high school. Drama will strike, tears will be shed, (hopefully) people...
