"There ya are!" Kenshi shouted. "What took ya so long? I almost ate all the food!"
Ermac smiled. "We were lookin for you. Where the fuck have you been?!"
"I told you I was going to Smoke and Noob's tent!"
"We checked with them and they said you weren't there."
"Well I needed to pee so I didn't go immediately!"
"Then you took a long ass piss!" Ermac collapsed on his sleeping bag. "We're tired doe."
"Me too. I need to get some fuckin energy for tomorrow."
"Mhm." Ermac mumbled and closed his eyes.
But if you close your eyes! Does it almost feel like you've been here befoooore!? How am I go--sorry. That songs old let me think of another one... WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK HE SEE ME HAFFI WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK HE SEE ME DO ME DIRT DIRT DI--no? How about We can work from home! Oohooh! Let's put it in a motion. Ima give you a promotion. I'll make it feel like a vacay turn the bed into an ocean! We don't need nobody i just need yo body. Nothin but sheets in between us aint no gettin of early.I KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS ON THE NIGHT SHIFT! BUT I CAN'T STAND THESE NIGHTS ALONE!! Sorry, the girl that sings that last part is hot just saying. My sister listens to that song a lot too. And I have no idea if the lyrics are right. Lol! Let's continue!!
"EVERYONE WAKE UP!!!" Sir Tsung shouted.
"(high pitch.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Liu shouted.
"Liu what the fuck?" Lao asked rubbing his eyes.
"Sorry I yawned."
"Damn sounded like you just had an orgasm."
Liu laughed.
"Chop, chop kids! Breakfast is ready!!!"
"Kitana! Wake up!" Jade said shoving Kitana.
"Uhhhh."
"Come ooooon!"
"Mmmmmmm."
"Kaaaat!"
"Nggggggggh."
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Mortal Kombat School
RandomIn a world that sometimes doesn't make sense because the author is an idiot and forgets everything about his own work, the kombatants are faced with their biggest challenge yet...high school. Drama will strike, tears will be shed, (hopefully) people...
