Mortal Kombat School

(couldn't think of a name...again)

Frost stayed back as everyone held Noob and Sub-Zero to the ground. Reptile was hiding in the closet on the other side of the room. Noob fought Scorpion trying to get loose from his spear rope thing.

"DAMMIT HANZO!!! LET ME GOO!!!"

"DAMMIT BI-HAN, JUST LISTEN TO FROST!!!!"

"SCREW YOU!!" Noob shouted and kicked Scorpion's balls.

Scorpion slammed his fist into Noob's face, knocking him out.

"Scorpion!!" Sonya shouted.

"Sorry, sorry. He hit my area!"

Sub wiggled under all the weight piled on top of him. "FROST!! WHERE'S REPTILE!?!"

"Subbie just listen!" She begged.

"I'll listen when that ass wipe shows his face!" Sub shouted.

Frost looked at the closet door and nodded, "Rep come out."

After a few seconds the door opened and Reptile poked his head out. "Hi."

Sub turned into ice, causing everyone on top of him to freeze temporarily and he crawled out and leaped at Reptile. "YOU FUCKER!!!"

Scorpion sprinted and threw Sub towards the wall. "Listen to your damn sister!" Sub-Zero was about to punch Scorp but was flicked on his nose.

"Wha-"

Scorpion slapped Sub-Zero and he had a blank look on his face.

"Listen to your sister." He simply ordered and Sub nodded.

"First of all, I am not pregnant. We DID have sex but we DID use protection. He DID not rape me. And I'm perfectly healthy! Nothing about me has change--"

"Besides loosing your virginity!" Smoke interrupted, now not frozen.

"...yes, that's all that changed. But besides that I am fine." Frost finished.

Sub looked at Frost, "Your absolutely sure?"

Frost nodded. "I am positive."

"DAMMIT I KNE--"

"No, no, no! I mean like I am positive that I am not pregnant." Frost laughed.

Sub froze (HAH) then smiled. "Okay, I'll believe you cause we family." He said. Then shifted his cold (HAH) gaze towards Reptile, "If I find out that she IS pregnant. Your fuckin dead."

Reptile gave a nervous laugh.

"I guess I'll also believe Frost." A now conscious Noob said. "Now, dear Scorpion. COULD YOU PLEASE LET ME GO?!"

Scorpion let go of Noob and laughed. "You two have trust issues."

"Aint that right." Stryker smiled and placed a hand over Frost. "Now, Frost?"

"Uh yea?"

"Why not tell them you are actually pregnant?"

Sub and Noob whipped their heads towards Frost who nervously laughed.

"Oh, you MOTHER FUCKER!!!!" They both shouted and tackled Reptile.

NOW LETS TIME SKIP!!! Four months later xD

Noob and Sub-Zero sat next to the school. Sub laughed, "I can't believe it."

Noob looked at him, "The fuck don't you believe?"

Sub laughed again, "We actually thought Frost was pregnant!" He laughed harder.

"You're a damn freak Kuai." Noob chuckled. "Although I did actually think she was pregnant too."