South Park Smut And Such

Mysterion x Fem!Reader: My Hero

(Possible TW: Attempted rape, cussing, violence, sex.)

(Kenny is your boyfriend, but you don't know his secret identity.)
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You were running as fast as you could, the three men gaining on you. Your feet hurt as the soles of your shoes slap harshly against the pavement. You're running out of breath, and beginning to slow down.

They're cackling like crazy, swinging and trying to grab you by the hood of your coat. You scream as someone new wraps an arm around your waste, and attempt to punch him in the face. You realize quickly that it's the hero Mysterion, and apologize hurriedly. "It's fine, miss. Get behind me." You do as he had ordered, and watched the three men skid to a stop.

"Nah man, she ain't worth it, that's Mysterion." One says. "She's totally worth it, she's a fucking babe!" The second one. The third one doesn't speak at all. The second man lunges, and Mysterion springs to life. His fist collides harshly with the man's face, sending him crumbling to the ground. The first one flees, and the third just stands there. He's the creepiest of the three. Without warning, he attempts to shove the hero, who quickly puts him in his place.

He beats the man, showing no mercy whatsoever. You tentively place you hand on his shoulder, and he stops, clearing his throat. He calls the authorities, and the next thing you know, he's scooping you up in his arms and running. The police do not like the heros, because they "took their jobs". You hold on to him tightly, and once he finds a dark and quiet place he sets you down.

His voice is deep as he speaks to you, his tone cautious yet calm, "Are you alright miss...?" "(y/n), and yes, thanks to you, I am fine." His blue eyes are the only feature of his face that is visible, and they seem to soften. They remind you of Kenny's. Your fear has subsided, and suddenly he's gone, just as quickly as he had arrived. You walk home, now very cautious. Once you arrive, you lock yourself in your house and sigh, plopping down on the couch.

"I have got to tell Kenny about this!" You call him, and he sounds out of breath. He was probably in the middle of jacking off. "Dude, you won't believe it, Mysterion totally saved my ass! I didn't think I'd ever meet a real super hero in person!" He speaks between pants, and you roll your eyes. "That's...crazy...I'm gonna go to bed now, tell me tomorrow."

He hangs up, and you make your way to your room, snuggling up under your covers. You find sleep quickly.

The next morning comes quickly,and a knock on your door wakes you up. Still groggy with sleep, you answer, surprised to see Kenny and Karen. "Oh, hey, what's up?" You let them in, and Karen greets you with a huge hug, "I'll be leaving soon, Kenny is dropping me off for an appointment is all." You hug her back, nodding with a smile. Kenny hugs you once she let's you go, kissing your cheek and murmuring a soft hi.

Karen waves goodbye and Kenny says that he'll be back. You nod, making yourself something quick to eat. 9nce he's back, he wraps his arms around you...kind of like... Mysterion? You feel a little guilty for thinking about him when your boyfriend is right here. He dips you back so that you're laying on the couch, climbing on top of you and laying his head between the valley of your clothed breasts.

Your fingers entangle in his soft blonde hair, and he let's out a sigh. He's been really busy with work lately, providing for himself and Karen. He's built well, no longer the scrawny kid that he used to bbe. He's really grown into himself. If you didn't know better, you'd say he's built like a superhero...like Mysterion. Why can't I get him off of my mind?!

"What are you thinking about?" Kenny's voice catches your attention, and you sigh, "Mysterion still. He saved my life last night, I was about to be taken advantage of and he just came out of nowhere and beat their asses. He reminded me of you." His body tenses slightly, but you figure he's just worried about the men you had mentioned.