Levi x Reader One-shots

War of Jealousy (Levi X Reader)

You hadn't looked at Levi in two whole days; not since it happened. He did not like this one bit. He took the advice given to him and kissed you as told to. He even drifted away to wait for you to come to him! But that's not the thing; you weren't coming to him. Now you practically ran from the mere sight of him.
Being on a whole new level of pissed Levi went to see the shitty advice giver herself. "Hanji!" He yelled upon entering the lab of the erratic woman. She stood up with a cheesy grin on her face. He wanted to beat every shred of happiness out of her in that moment. "You said (f/n) would come running to me if I kissed her and left her wanting more!" He crossed his arms over his chest with a glare glued to her.
"Maybe you didn't leave her wanting more?" Hanji's suggestion was shot down by an icy glare from gray eyes. "Well, (f/n) is a shy girl, she is probably too scared and nervous to come to you." Hanji told him in a casual manner as if it were no big deal.
But it was a huge deal.
"Then what am I to do, Shitty Glasses?" Levi demanded to know.
After a moment's pause a grin grows across her face and she says, "We make her jealous! We get her so jealous that she will throw away her shyness and assert you as hers!" Levi looked at her as if she bore three heads and a tail.
"I do not believe she is that kind of person..."
"But she is! She gets so possessive over her food and private things; just wait until she gets possessive of you!" Clapping her hands excitedly she ran from the room while Levi questioned why he would follow her shitty advice in the first place.
But once he remembered it was for you he stopped. You were all the reason he needed to do anything; even take shitty advice from a shit head.

~Time Skip sponsored by Hanji's Help: Supplying crappy advice for five years!~

You walked with your tray through the quickly filling dinning commons. You took a seat next to Mikasa, one of two roommates you had, and silently began to eat. Connie took a seat diagonal to you, but Sasha did not take a seat. In fact, you had no idea where she was.
Curious as to where your second roommate was your (e/c) eyes scanned the dinning commons. When you spotted her with Lance Corporal Levi your chest tightened for some unknown reason. Absentmindedly you put a hand to your lips and recalled his kiss only two days earlier.
You wanted your Lance Corporal and you wanted him bad. You were tempted many times to go to his office, reach across his desk, and pull his lips to yours. Right now you wanted to grab his cravat and drag him to the closest closet to do fun things, but Mikasa had told you to let him come to you if he wanted you bad enough.
You were shy until it came to something you wanted; you were a monster when you wanted something so all this holding out was driving you insane.
You snapped back into reality when Sasha took food from Levi, her fingers touching his more than ten seconds. Anger flared up in the core of your being and the bread in your hand was reduced to crumbs as your hands clenched into fists. Sasha had the food from Levi, but their hands still touched.
Levi shot a look at you but you didn't notice. It was hard to notice anything when the green monster within you started to break out. Before you could stand Mikasa gripped your arm hard. Her dark eyes told you to stay put no matter what.
As a sigh left your nostrils the rest of your table physically relaxed. Sasha trotted over to the table and took the seat across from you. She blinked a few times at the small loaf of bread given to her by Levi. "The Lance Corporal just gave me this bread..." She appeared to be wondering if it were poisoned or not, "Oh well, food is food!" With a smile she took a big bite out of the bread.
With a poisonous glare you spoke, "Hey Sasha, if you ever touch the Lance Corporal in any way again I will shovel hot rocks down your throat and use boiling water to help them through your esophagus." With knife in hand you rose from the table to sit with Jean and Armin on the other end.
Mikasa watched this with slight amusement before looking over to the Squad Leader table where Hanji was receiving a verbal lashing from Levi. Mikasa listened more intently to hear, "She didn't get jealous! What am I supposed to do?"
"Levi, it takes time!" Mikasa smirked to herself. If Levi wanted to make (f/n) jealous, she would let him do that. She would only let it go so far though; she would intervene and advise (f/n) in a way that would leave the Lance Corporal confused and steaming.

~Time Skip paid for by the Unsuspecting Victims of Jealous Rage~

The next day you were stretching before combat practice. Once limber you began practicing flips and high kicks. You did not like to admit this often but you were once part of an underground circus. Your flexibility came in handy during combat and places involving mattresses and men. You double checked your ponytail that held up your (h/c) locks to find it as secure as ever.
Eren was your partner for today and soon the circling began. He used forward attacks so you hit him in pressure points as you dodged and weaved through the attacks. He stopped to catch his breath after three losses while you looked around bored. You found Levi immediately.
Levi approached Krista and, to your surprise, touched her from behind. He spread her legs and maneuvered her arms while speaking softly into her ear. The green monster's chains began to loosen and that left you only seconds away from going and throwing the short man over your shoulder to take him to a place more private.
An arm kept you from leaving your sparring circle. You turned your head to meet Mikasa's eyes. Shaking her head no you slowly heaved a sigh. Turning your back to the Lance Corporal just as he glanced at you, you cracked your neck.
The look in your eyes made Eren cringe in fear. "Bring it Jaeger!" You yelled in a deeper voice than usual. Straightening himself he prepared an attack. He let loose a yell as he came running at you.
Without mercy you swung a foot out and spun, landing your heel into his gut. Before he could fly back too far you grabbed his arm with both hands and brought your arms up over your head. Kneeling you watched his body fly over you and land behind you with a loud thud and a gasp for air.
Your rage did not end there. "Next!" You called out wanting to get this all out of your system. Jean came forward after talking himself up to some of the guys who watched what you did to Eren.
This time you had to strike Jean first. You threw a punch to his shoulder that he managed to step out of the way of, only to have his other shoulder grabbed and his body brought to yours for a head-butt. "Anyone else?" You called out as you cracked your knuckles.
Timid little Connie stepped forward and didn't put up much of a fight. You punched him in the face three times before he fell to the ground. Several more cadets and two Squad Leaders took a shot at it but you were still high off of jealous rage.
Levi watched in amusement as you pounded each man profusely in the face or gut. He knew he loved you for a reason. The only thing, to his dismay, is that you were not yet jealous.
If only he knew...

~Time Skip brought to you by Armin's Medical Assistance: Patching up Victims of Jealous Rage for days!~

Two more days of his constant flirting with other girls had you jealous and, as of late, depressed. If he were so cozy with all these girls what did his kiss mean? Is this why Mikasa told you to hold out; to know if he wanted you or if you were simply a one time thing? Were you a simple spur of the moment release of stress?
Wanting to get answers against Mikasa's advice on it you stomped your way to Hanji's lab. You walked through the open door to find Levi pinning Hanji to the wall, her head tilted down and his eyes locked with hers, lips only inches from touching. You snapped and the green monster was released from its chains long enough to smash your fist into a metal box that hung on the wall to dispose of needles.
Their heads snapped your way but your back was already to them. Batting back tears you walked with hurried steps towards your room.
Levi stood staring at the spot you had been only seconds ago. "What the hell..."
"Look how jealous she was! She practically punched a hole through the metal needle box!" Hanji exclaimed as Levi backed away from her.
"How could she fucking believe I would ever do anything with you?" He sounded more annoyed than anything. He had only been threatening to take her life if she fucked up on this jealousy plan anymore than she already had.
"She just likes you that much. You might want to make a move now and have her hand checked out..." Hanji didn't even get to finish her sentence before Levi took off like a rocket out of the room.
"Cadet! Cadet! Dammit (f/n)!" Levi caught up to you before stopping several feet behind you. He noticed you blinking back tears as you turned to face him.
"Sir!" You saluted with your right hand but your left, injured, hand hung limply at your side instead of behind your back.
"I think we need to have a talk about what that kiss from earlier this week meant and what you have seen recently." He began in a calm tone regardless of the roaring sea of acid and butterflies his gut had become.
"No worries Sir, I get it." His black eyebrows shot up in question.
"Oh you do, do you?" It came out a little snarky which caused your (e/c) eyes to steel over.
"Yes. I know the kiss was nothing. You enjoy relieving stress through intimate acts and you have conveyed that I am no special from any other girl here very well. There's nothing to talk about. I will just have to find someone else. If you will excuse me now, Sir." His eyes widened only a fraction and he could not open his mouth as you turned and speed walked away.
"The fuck? Dammit Hanji!" He turned to go tear into the shitty advice giving woman.

Slamming the door to your room you noticed Mikasa holding Sasha in a headlock. You learned to not even ask anymore. Flopping face first into your bed you screamed into the pillow and kicked the mattress hard.
"What's wrong (f/n)?" Sasha asked once freed from the headlock and returning the red scarf to Mikasa. She had only taken it to eat the crumbs left on it from lunch.
"Nothing!" You yelled into the pillow.
"What did Captain Short Shit do?" Mikasa inquired.
Sitting up you threw a pillow screaming, "Don't call him that!" The pillow missed Mikasa but hit Sasha who quickly took her leave after that. You then proceeded to explain everything to Mikasa. She listened with a blank look and a simple nod of her head here and there.
"Let me go see what is going on." Mikasa said before striding out of the room. She smirked to herself as she went to stand outside of Hanji's open door. Listening intently she left just as Levi stormed out of the room, noticing her but too angry to care about her presence.
Mikasa returned to the room but had to compose her face before going in. You were sitting there juggling knives, a habit that often made her nervous without showing it. "Hanji knows how possessive you can get and wanted you to get jealous so you would get possessive of Levi. He went right along with it." She said this in a matter-of-fact tone.
Rage filled you once again causing you to throw the knifes you juggled and they thumped into the wall across from you in a perfectly straight horizontal line. "Who the hell goes right along with something like that?!" You demanded to know before huffing and crossing your arms over your chest.
"He does. And soon you will too." You raised your eyebrows in question. When you looked over at Mikasa she wore an evil smirk and you did not know if you were ready for whatever she may have in store for you.

~Time Skip sponsored by Levi's Cleaning Service: Cleaning up the bloody messes he leaves behind for ten years. If it's not perfect it's not acceptable!~

Levi could not get you alone that night so planned to talk to you today. He had hopes of clearing shit up with you at breakfast, but what he saw upon entering the dinning commons left him momentarily stunned.
You sat in the center of a circle of boys. Jean had his arm around your waist while Eren's arm draped over your shoulders. You laughed gracefully with a pink tint in your cheeks at something Connie said while holding one of his hands over the table.
Snapping out of his stunned state he began to rush forward. A hand grabbed his wrist and pulled him back. "What are you doing! Shorty, you are going to ruin everything!" Levi's eye began to twitch in agitation.
"Yes because your plan is working perfectly, Shitty Glasses!" Levi snapped but let her lead him to a table just behind you. Mikasa flashed him a dangerous smile and he seemed to come to some realization she was involved in this somehow.
Armin came to the table and sat directly across from you, making Connie scoot over but that brat still held your right hand. Armin picked up your injured hand with care, brought it to his lips, and kissed each bandaged knuckle with care. Your face blushed bright red because you were back in shy mode.
Having enough of this Levi stood and came to stand behind you. "Cadet (l/n)!" He snapped. Your whole table turned before standing to salute their superior. He waved off the salute and the moment he did Jean's arm slipped around your waist and Eren draped his arm right back over your shoulders. You felt yourself blush unable to control the shyness you felt. This only made Levi more jealous.
"What the fuck are you doing with all these boys?" He demanded to know from you in a stern tone.
"What do you mean? Can I not flirt with men?" You did your best to sound innocent like Mikasa had instructed on the way to breakfast.
"No, you can't!" He shot a glare to all the boys around you.
"And why not? It's not like I have someone to be faithful to. You already showed me that you can get any girl you want and we never had anything special." You did not think you said it all the way Mikasa had wanted you to, but it worked nonetheless.
"That's different! I was making you jealous!" He yelled. Everyone in the dinning commons turned to watch the scene unfolding before them.
"So you can try to make me jealous, but I can't attempt to retaliate?" You demanded to know from him. His brow furrowed and he shot a look to Mikasa.
"She somehow found out and told you everything, didn't she?" He asked.
"Yep!" You chirped and narrowed your (e/c) eyes at him.
"That's unfair!"
"You had Hanji's help first!"
"Yes but Hanji gives shitty advice and this brat has been plotting against me since I kicked the shit out of Jaeger to keep him here in the Survey Corps!" He threw this back at you and, only partly, it made sense.
"All's fair in love and war; especially in the war of jealousy." Mikasa said. As she spoke Jean leaned in to kiss your cheek as Hanji grabbed Levi's arm and pressed her boobs against him. Both of you snapped in that moment.
Levi shoved Hanji off of him and reached his hand up to the back of your neck to pull you down while you shoved the two boys off of you to grab Levi's cravat in order to bring him up the five inches you had over him. Your lips crashed into each other's with some force, but it felt amazing anyway.
You both opened your mouths at the same time and allowed each other to explore the warm, wet, luxurious caverns you each had. The dinning commons remained completely silent until you both pulled away, panting for breath and your cheeks turning a dark red.
Bending down slightly you swept Levi off his feet and began to carry him bridal style. "(f/n), put me the hell down!" Levi yelled as he felt embarrassed to be carried by a girl taller than him.
"No fucking way." You spoke in a cold tone that excited him. You opened the door to a closet where you set him down and shut the door behind you. Everyone in the dinning commons shared looks of astonishment feeling disturbed and giggly when they heard various moans from inside said closet.
About fifteen minutes later most of the people left the dinning commons but your group of friends as well as Hanji still remained. The door to the closet opened and you strutted out with a red face, huge grin, and one big hickey on the side of your neck. Levi stumbled towards the door but paused to lean against the doorframe and catch his breath.
"I will be in your office to finish this at nine; be ready for me." With a wink at him over your shoulder you walked off with a pep in your step, humming the happiest tune possible.
The hickey covered Levi blinked several times before muttering a, "Damn; that woman is just...Damn..." A huge grin no one had ever seen before adorned his face before he fixed his cravat, returned to his stoic expression, and walked off as if nothing had happened.

A/n: (3140 words)