"(F/N) you lazy ass, you're drooling all over my shirt!" Levi grumbled groggily. Looking around the room, the floor was scattered with papers and clothing. If only you two didn't decide to have a make out session in the middle of homework last night.
The two of you were entangled on Levi's bed, and you had an earphone in one ear, still blasting your favorite soundtrack. Levi sighed and caressed your hair, turning to the clock. "Only 5:30 huh... I guess we can get breakfast on the way to Erwin's class..." He tightened his hold on you and you groaned sleepily.
It's only been a week since you transferred to Corps University, and only a week since Levi used his stupid method of stalking then seducing you to become his girlfriend. Sure, you had only met the man, but man was he so compatible with you, and man were you so perfect for him. It went without saying, no dates, no cliche introductions, just a straight up: "Date me." And to add to the fact that you both were head over heels for each other, you both were roommates. Perfect.
"Hey, (F/N). It's 6:45. We should get going if you want to get breakfast on the way to Erwin's," Levi murmured, poking your side. "Get up or I'll fart."
"I don't care, fart on me you shit. I want to sleep!" You rolled over and buried your face into his pillow.
"(F/N). I'll buy you pancakes and make your favorite tea."
You shot up instantly, your messy (H/C) bun coming undone and shirt hanging off one shoulder. "Have I told you how much I appreciate you, Levi?" You yawned tiredly and stared at the messy room. "And I'd appreciate it even more if you sort this mess?" You smiled and he scoffed.
"So NOW I'm the housewife."
"What do you mean 'now'? Haven't you always been?" You joked. He threw your stuffed (animal) at you and you caught it. "Don't abuse my animals. I'll report you."
"Just get dressed, idiot."
Laughing, you jumped up and pecked his cheek.
"Pancakes, pancakes~" You sang from the bathroom, pulling on a pair of jean shorts and a baseball tee, along with a (F/C) zip-up sweater. You curled your (H/C) hair and tied it into a neat ponytail and brushed your teeth.
Exiting the bathroom, you found the room spotless, and his bed was made. The room smelled of Febreze and sunshine fluttered out from behind the blinds of the window.
"??? My backpa--" Levi slipped your backpack onto your shoulder and handed you a cup of tea.
"Let's go before the place gets crowded."
"You're a housewife. No doubt," you giggled taking his hand as he locked the door to your dorm.
"And you're a lazy otaku," he retorted, shoving his keys into his pocket.
You stopped and released his hand, glaring at him. "You did not just..."
"But I did."
"I hate you. Go die, asshole." You stomped off towards the elevator, a menacing aura floating around you.
"Aw, my little shut-in otaku," he teased, stepping into the elevator alongside you. "Don't worry. No one will know how you use your parent's credit card to order anime merchandise."
"Levi I swear to fu--"
DING!
The doors to the lobby of the dormitory opened, revealing a few other students. They all turned and looked questionably at you since you were still yelling, and you turned a bright red. "Sorry..." You muttered, speed walking out of the elevator. Levi smirked at your figure scurrying away and waved to the group of students.
"Hey Levi! Gonna grab a bite to eat before Erwin's, I suppose?" Hanji, a woman who wore glasses and was VERY loud yelled.
"Hanji, shut up, you'll wake the whole building. And yeah." He looked to you, who was about to run out the door when he called, "(F/N) I have your phone and wallet, you're not going anywhere."
"!!" You patted your pockets and glared at the smirking man a few feet away from you. "I swear to god!" You cursed and walked towards him. "I hate you..." You muttered, taking the spot beside him.
"Ah, you're (F/N)! The girl who told everyone to fuck off and to stay away during Erwin's. Didn't think you would be friends with Levi," a boy with nice eyes and brown hair commented. "I'm Eren Jaeger. I know you don't like friends and all, but--"
"Nice to meet you Eren. But if you would excuse me," you reached into Levi's coat pocket and removed your wallet. "I have a date with pancakes. See you, Levi." You began to walk away again, when he called after you yet again.
"Do you even have money?"
You opened your wallet, and could see the dust collecting inside. "LEVII! I JUST WANT MY GOD DAMN PANCAKES! TAKE MEE!" You whined, running back to his side and rubbing your forehead against his side.
"Wait. Eren, Hanji, Armin. This is my girlfriend and shut-in ota--" You clamped a hand over his mouth.
"ENOUGH!!! Hi, I'm the girl Levi most likely drugged and kidnapped, please call the police when you can. Now I need my fucking pancakes, let's go you stupid housewife," you grumbled, dragging Levi out the front door.
"Eheheh... They sure are a pairing, aren't they..."
Armin and Hanji nodded silently.
~~~~~
Walking into a small family diner, you and Levi were shown to a booth beside the window facing a busy street. You yawned tiredly and buried your face into your arms. "I'm hungry."
"I know, you're cranky when you crave food," he remarked, opening the menu. "I'm assuming pancakes and bacon, along with (favorite drink)? Just a lucky guess," he chuckled.
"How is it that this creepy old man knows everything about me... Mom... Dad... I'm sorry..." You drowsily murmured, removing your face from your arms.
"Oi! Don't talk like I'm some creepy old guy you met at a strip club! We're the same age you idiot!" He barked. You can almost see the steam coming out of his ears.
"I'm just kidding, jeez! You're so looud!" You complained, rubbing your eyes. You pointed out the window. "Your friends are stalking us. Is everyone here stalkers? Are you part of a cult?! Levi what aren't you telling me--" The smell of pancakes and bacon filled your nostrils and you stopped mid-sentence. "You know what? Never mind. I'm in love."
"Eh?" Levi's eyebrows twitched. "Love?"
"With pancakes!" You smiled like a child and began to eat. "The love of my life. I can die right now."
"You say that every time you eat pancakes. Which is every god damn day."
"Shut up shitty old man!"
"YOU!"
"Levi, that's not how you treat a lady!" Hanji, the loud woman from earlier screeched. "Do you guys mind if we join you? No? Thank you!~" She sang.
Armin, Eren, and Hanji all squeezed into the already small booth, and Levi scoffed. "If this is your way of trying to learn more about (F/N), you all are making this a lot more creepy than intended. She believes you guys are all stalkers."
They all looked at you, happily eating your last bite of your pancake. You held the fork in your mouth as you read a book in your hands and looked at them all questioningly. "What?"
"HHHHH!" Eren and Armin felt the heat rush up to their faces and Hanji snickered.
"(F/N), I don't think that's legal to be that cute."
"W...hat?" You deadpanned, looking at the two flustered boys. "I don't care. Pancakes and Levi. You two can worship someone else."
"..."
You closed your book and sipped the last of your drink in silence, observing the others in the booth. Armin and Eren were both still trying to recover from your harsh statement, and Hanji was just being... Hanji. Levi stared at you quietly and when he caught you staring back, he smirked, making you blush a light pink.
"It's 7:30, lets go, (F/N)." Levi left money on the table and waited for you to squeeze out of the booth. He took your hand and looked back at the two other boys, sending them menacing glares.
You reached into Levi's pocket for your phone and unlocked it, and began playing another phone game.
"Your friends are all weird," you commented, eyes focused on the game. "But they seem unlikely to be your friends because they are so different from you. Why is that?" You curiously asked.
"Pancakes and all of a sudden you transform from a 10 year old to an actual 20 year old eh?" He muttered to himself. "I've known them since I was a delinquent in high school, I've got to hand it to them for putting up with me for so long."
"You were a delinquent? I could see it. You have so many wrinkles on your forehead, you must have been stressed out a lot."
"Must you always make fun of how old I look? I'm 20 years old, (F/N)," he grumbled, pulling you through the gates of your school.
"Crap! I lost. Grr, this game is so hard!" You complained, shoving your phone into your jacket pocket.
He smiled softly at how cute you were frustrated and suddenly a question popped into his mind. "Do you have friends back in Rose Uni? Why'd you move here anyways?"
"Hnn... I did. But they all back stabbed me in the end, after we've been together since elementary. That's why I decided to tell everyone that I didn't want friends. An exception was if they tried to be my friend, then I'd give it a shot."
Levi nodded. "That must be why you let Eren introduce himself. And why you let me become your boyfriend!" He teased.
"No. You were creepy. Either I go out with you or get raped by my roommate."
"(F/N)!"
"Just. Kidding. And the reason why I transferred here? I guess it was because..." You pushed the door open to Erwin's classroom. "It was because I knew there were better things here, and instead of waiting for it to come to me, I came to it!" You laughed. "And then I met you, right here." You led him to your shared desk and sat down. "I guess you were what I was looking for."
Levi felt as if his heart was going to burst. How can you be so god damn cute and honest?! "This is it. The day I get eaten by a titan because I am awestruck from your words."
"I take it back. Die," you smiled and removed your laptop from your bag and looked back to the frozen man. "Just kidding. I love you! Please don't die," you smiled again and began to type in your password to your laptop.
He pulled out the seat beside you and removed his laptop from his bag. "You're not talking about pancakes, right?"
"No, not this time," you laughed, looking at the flustered man. "Oh. You're blushing, hehehe!"
He pulled you by your shirt and kissed you hard, then released you. "I love you too."
"AJHADHDAHF!!" You backed up and pulled your hood on, concealing your face. "YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING!" You complained, your face feeling warm.
"Oh. You're blushing," he mocked, smirking.
"This couple is a match made in heaven," Hanji whispered to Eren and Armin, who were seated a row behind you both.
"Okay class, I'm going to be collecting the homework I assigned yesterday," Erwin announced upon entering the room.
"SHIT!" You and Levi both cursed loudly, recalling the heated makeout session.
Erwin looked suspiciously over to the two of you and sighed. "(F/N), remove your hood, you look ridiculous."
"Yes sir..."
"Levi, cover up." He gestured to his neck and sat down at his desk.
"Eh?"
Levi looked at the kiss mark on the left side of his neck and glared at you, who was a giggling mess.
"You both are a troublesome couple," Erwin muttered, watching the both of you bicker.
A/n: (1991 words)
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Levi x Reader One-shots
Fanfiction(The pictures and stuff don't belong to me, Levi doesn't belong to me and you don't belong to me even though you belong to Levi, everything else does belong to me :D)
