Seonghwa's idiots
Yunho: someone please come and help me
Yunho: Jongho is angry
Yunho: and he just smashed three of my precious apples
Mingi: make a smoothie then
Yunho: two of them with his SHOES
Mingi: make a smol smoothie then
Yunho: no
Yunho: my orange is gone now
Seonghwa: did he lose again?
Yunho: yes
Mingi: praying for you
Seonghwa: your grave will be beautiful
Mingi: trust me, with sparkles n glitter
Seonghwa: no glitter
Seonghwa: I won't clean that shit
Yunho: so you both just let me die like that
Yunho: thanks guys
Mingi: np <3
Jongho: come out of the bathroom hyung
Jongho: I can hear your shaky breath
Mingi: calm down bro
Mingi: sounds like a horror movie
Yunho: it's about to be one
Seonghwa: no blood on the carpet in the bedroom please
Seonghwa: in case he dies I would like to have that one
Yunho: HYUNG
Yunho: YOU'RE NO HELP
Mingi: fr
Yunho: he's banging onto the door
Yunho: I can SMELL his evil smile
Mingi: gross
Jongho: I'm coming in
Yunho: no you aren't
Yunho: GUYS HE'S COMING IN
Seonghwa: Goodluck <3
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The gays and Yeosang
Hongjoong: guys
San: *gays
Yeosang: and me
Hongjoong: gays and Yeosang, I just met that handsome man again
Wooyoung: how did it go
Hongjoong: turns out we both have the same sociology class
Hongjoong: hahahaha
Hongjooong: I feel like dying
San: same
Wooyoung: ???
Yeosang: did you see his girlfriend again?
Hongjoong: dunno if she's his girlfriend
Hongjoong: but yeah, she sits a few rows in front of us
Wooyoung: us??
Yeosang: US?
San: get that ass
Hongjoong: we're sitting together and I don't know if that's good
Hongjoong: originally there was a free seat between us
Hongjoong: but I don't have all of my books yet
Hongjoong: so he offered me to work together bsskwksndnej
Wooyoung: you're moving fast
Hongjoong: also
San: ALSO
Yeosang: there's more??
Wooyoung: damn
Hongjoong: also he gave me his number, in case I need help
Hongjoong: since I'm new
Wooyoung: dkekwksjsbw
Yeosang: msnwwiaoaslsl
San: even Yeosang stopped working
San: congrats
Yeosang: so u gonna write him or not?
Hongjoong: I dunno
Hongjoong: he offered to send me some notes he took last semester since I might need them
Wooyoung: stop
Wooyoung: I might fall in love with him as well
San: EXCUSE ME
Yeosang: You're excused
Yeosang: write him, seems like a nice guy
San: yes, write him
San: "break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored"
Hongjoong: no Ariana quotes in this chat pls
Wooyoung: fr
Wooyoung: but text him hyung
Yeosang: you'll regret it if you don't
Hongjoong: okay
Hongjoong: I'm nervous
Yeosang: just write him
Wooyoung: go get that man
San: and that ass
Hongjoong: Yeo, you're my number one now
San: ....
Wooyoung: can't argue with that
Yeosang: :)
YOU ARE READING
Precious | chatfic
FanfictionIn which Kim Hongjoong falls heads over heels for law student Park Seonghwa ft. Woosan, Yungi and Jongsang mostly a chatfic! !crossposted on ao3!
