KONOSUBA - Gods Blessing on this Red Dragon Emperor! (Male Reader)

Chapter 5 - Ride of the Cabbages

Important info:

(Y/N) = Your Name

'banana' = Thoughts

"italics while talking" = Whispering

(L/N) = Last Name *click* = Sounds

(H/C) = Hair Colour Name: "Lets go" = Talking

'Bold Text' = Ddraig talking to (Y/N)

"Bold Text" = Ddraig talking out of the Gear

Bold Text = Boosted Gear Action

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First Person POV - (Y/N)

After Luna made the call about some emergency quest we made our way to the main gate of the town. I had summoned the Boosted Gear on my way there and began to power up in case it was a dangerous enemy. While we were running there I noticed a bunch of stalls were closing up quickly, along with families running inside their homes in a panic. God I hope this isn't a high-tier boss we gotta defeat.

Random Adventurer #1: "I hope your all ready for this!"

Random Adventurer #2: "I was born ready!"

(Y/N): "Ready for what?!"

I tried shouting back at him hoping to at least know what the fuck is happening only to get ignored. I glanced at Kazuma who was running along side me and we both nodded, silently agreeing to be on guard. By the time we got to the gate I had already prepared three boosts. I stood next to Kazuma and the rest of the party, as we watched in the distance a storm approach. A green storm.

Kazuma: "Somethings headed straight for us!"

(Y/N): "This is the storm that is approaching. Provoking. Black clouds in-"

Kazuma: "Now isn't the time to become Vergil! We got whatever that is to deal with right now!"

I was rudely cut off by Kazuma trying to get me to pay attention to what's happening. Just as I was about to rip him a new one with words, Darkness decided to speak up.

Darkness: "I shall protect everyone. Stay close to me and you'll be fine."

Kazuma: "They said it's an emergency. Are monsters going to attack us?"

Aqua: "Those aren't monsters ya silly. That's cabbage."

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(Y/N): "Did you just say cabbage?"

Kazuma: "Huh?"

Mohawk Guy: "This is gonna get ugly."

Megumin: "A tempest cometh."

Random Adventurers: "IT'S HARVESTING TIME!!"

Fucking what?

Aqua: "Release the mayonnaise!"

(Y/N): "But we're all out of relish!"

Kazuma: "Don't encourage her (Y/N)!"

No but seriously what the fuck is happening right now. The storm of cabbage approaches closer.

Kazuma: "WHAT THE HELL?!!"

That was the most normal reaction I have seen today.

                                                      -Compulsory Quest!-

                               -Defeat all the Cabbages flying into the City-