KONOSUBA - Gods Blessing on this Red Dragon Emperor! (Male Reader)

Chapter 12 - Spooks, Dolls and... Megumin?

Important info:

(Y/N) = Your Name

'banana' = Thoughts

"italics while talking" = Whispering

(L/N) = Last Name *click* = Sounds

(H/C) = Hair Colour Name: "Lets go" = Talking

'Bold Text' = Ddraig talking to (Y/N)

"Bold Text" = Ddraig talking out of the Gear

Bold Text = Boosted Gear Action

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First Person POV - Kazuma

Holy crap it is so goddamn cold out here. 

I was currently walking back towards the stable where I know Aqua would currently be. What exactly was I doing before hand? I was pissing. Anyway upon arriving I saw Aqua getting ready to sacrifice some clothes to the fire gods.

Wait a sec... THAT'S MY TRACKSUIT!

Quickly running over to her I delivered a swift hit to the back of her head for attempted murder of my clothes.

Kazuma: "The HELL do you think you're doing?! Give me back my tracksuit! This is my only reminder I have of Japan and you're trying to burn it?!"

Aqua: "The fire was going out, it's the only thing we have left to burn."

Kazuma: "What about your scarf? It'll burn way better than my poor tracksuit!"

I tried to yank the damn thing off of her. Key word there is try.

Aqua: "Let go of it you shut in NEET! Why don't you do something?! Get me something to warm me up, like (Y/N)!"

Kazuma: "I would have happily handed you (Y/N), however, do you fail to remember what he said before leaving us last night?"

Aqua: "Of course I don't remember, I was drunk!"

Of course you were.

Kazuma: "He made us that fire out of magic he learnt from Ddraig and said "I ain't sleeping in this frozen hell anymore. Good luck!" and left!"

Aqua: "Well then go find him and bring him back!"

Kazuma: "And let you burn my tracksuit? No way!"

*Whoosh*

 Oh, well there goes the fire.

Aqua: "No don't die!"

She ran over towards the now charred sticks with no embers in sight and began to blow on them hoping to bring it back to life. Life of which the fire no longer had. Resulting in a sobbing Aqua and a headache beginning to appear.

Kazuma: "I can't go on like this. We have to do something."

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First Person POV - Kazuma

Aqua and I were currently taking a nice stroll through the city. Our destination was this little shop run by a well known wizard in the town. I'm hoping that Aqua won't flip out and try and break anything there because then I would be liable to pay for the damages. Currently our party is anything but balanced as of right now. We have the useless water bottle who put us in debt, one massive perv that rolls a zero on every swing, one stick of dynamite only redeemable once a day and The Red Dragon Emperor.

Incredibly unbalanced.

Which is why I was taking this trip to this shop to find out if the wizard would be kind enough to teach me a skill or two. I took a quick look to the shops we were passing, eventually finding the right one, before I turned to look at Aqua once we stopped.