KONOSUBA - Gods Blessing on this Red Dragon Emperor! (Male Reader)

Chapter 10 - The Challenger Returns

Important info:

(Y/N) = Your Name

'banana' = Thoughts

"italics while talking" = Whispering

(L/N) = Last Name *click* = Sounds

(H/C) = Hair Colour Name: "Lets go" = Talking

'Bold Text' = Ddraig talking to (Y/N)

"Bold Text" = Ddraig talking out of the Gear

Bold Text = Boosted Gear Action

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First Person POV - (Y/N)

Not this fucking guy again dude.

Dullahan: "What is wrong with you people?"

(Y/N): "Hey Kazuma, he sounds kinda angry."

Kazuma: "No shit he looks angry! What the hell happened this time?"

Dullahan: "Why do you keep bombarding my castle?!"

Ah, that's why he's mad. Gotcha.

Hey wait a second.

Kazuma/(Y/N): "WHAT?!"

Kazuma: "We're not blowing your place up anymore, we're staying away like you said!"

Dullahan: "Oh you are, are you? What a bold faced lie!"

He proceeded to throw his head angrily at the ground before it bounced up and caught it again, not without some struggle to though. Regaining his composure the Dullahan pointed towards Megumin.

Dullahan: "That crimson maniac has been blowing up my castle every day for the past week!"

(Y/N): "You've gotta be kidding me."

Both Kazuma and I looked over to Megumin who had suspiciously looked away from us at the same time. I proceeded to walk over to her and pull her cheeks away from her face in a very calm manor.

(Y/N): "Are you fucking crazy?!"

Megumin: "Wait I can explain! I can explain!"

Letting go of her she took a few steps back and began fidgeting with a blush on her face.

Megumin: "Up until recently casting my spell on an empty plain was enough for me. But ever since tasting the pleasure of blowing up a castle it's different. Now I have to unleash on something big and hard to feel satisfied."

I was gobsmacked at this incredibly weird confession so was Kazuma.

Kazuma: "Don't squirm, we get it! It turns you on! Wait hold the phone, you can't move after you do your spell-" 

(Y/N): "-and you can't get back unless someone carries you..."

We turned our attention to Aqua who was attempting to whistle nonchalantly. It did not help her case one bit. So Kazuma pinched her cheeks much like I did to Megumin earlier.

Kazuma: "You idiot!!"

Aqua: "I can explain! I can explain! It's his fault there aren't any good quests anymore and I just wanted to get him back for it- eek!"

They were cut off by the literal tidal wave of killer intent this Dullahan fellow just exerted. Looking in his direction you could literally see the purple aura of death this guy was releasing. Looks like this is a forced encounter now.