036. groupchat

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by epicvibes

by epicvibes

[zoe, taz, bree & jay]

zoe
hey does anyone have any ideas on what i could take ethan to while i have him

jay
school

zoe
congrats, you're a comedian
you fucking dickhead

bree
why isn't he in school?

zoe
nate pulled him out for the week while he's with me
he said he'd rather we just have fun instead of having to worry about ferrying him back and forth

jay
oh that's nice

taz
you could take him out on his skateboard?

zoe
yeah that was my first choice
but nope, my dumb ass getting a concussion has scared him out of wanting to do it
he won't touch the thing and wouldn't even bring it with him

taz
that's not your fault

zoe
it's kinda my fault

bree
knock it off, it's not your fault
what about the aquarium? that could be fun

zoe
i did that with him last time, remember?

bree
oh yeah

jay
hey i just found this carnival that's on tomorrow
you could take him to that

zoe
oh that's a great idea actually
i took him to one once before but he was so little that i doubt he remembers it
would you guys want to come?

jay
um yES
you know me i will take any excuse to blow money on stupid shit
BREE I'M GONNA WIN YOU THE BIGGEST TEDDY BEAR I CAN FIND

bree
that's cute
i'll believe it when i see it

taz
😂😂

zoe
i'm wheezing
why did you have to crush him like that

bree
his ego's big enough
he needs to be knocked down a peg every now and then

jay
guess who's not getting a giant teddy anymore

bree
i wasn't getting one anyway