Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
[zoe, bree & faye]
zoe listen i do really want to go to london i wanna meet taz's castmates and i wanna see where i'll be living when i move in with him however i have come to the conclusion that i fucking love tenerife and i don't really want to leave
bree 😂😂 i knew that you'd like it there
zoe but you've never been?
bree yes thankyou for rubbing it in my face i just meant that whenever taz talks about it, the things he brings up are things that you love as well i would have been more surprised if you didn't fall in love with tenerife
zoe that's true although if we're going to make coming back here a regular thing then i should probably get better about reapplying sunscreen when i'm surfing
bree you need to get better at reapplying sunscreen period
zoe i'm doing my best okay
faye why am i picturing you spending half of the trip looking like a tomato from head to toe
zoe the wetsuit has actually been my lifesaver, because it's kept that exact situation from happening 😂😂 it's just been my hands, feet and face
faye oh well that's not too bad at least it's not something that hinders sexy time
bree WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
zoe 😂😂 i'm not saying a word
bree thankyou that man is basically my brother at this point and even thinking about his dick gives me the ick
zoe actually walk in on taz having sex and then you can talk to me about siblings giving you the ick
bree i really hope you're not saying what i think you're saying
zoe i walked in on nate and ivy one time while she was still living at home it kind of haunts me to be honest
bree
okay yeah you winzoeTHAT'S NOT A COMPETITION I WANT TO WIN BREE
bree 😂😂 so when are you guys flying out to london?
zoe tomorrow morning then i think we have a couple of days to do whatever before i have to think about meeting more new people
faye are you nervous?
zoe a little, but it's not that bad turns out that when your boyfriend springs meeting his parents on you with no warning, getting almost a week of mental preparation to meet his friends feels like nothing
bree i suppose it helps that these are the same people who stole taz's phone while stupidly drunk and rang you from it
zoe this is true although i'm anticipating that the day of i'm going to start panicking again
faye you perform in front of thousands of people and meeting taz's friends is going to make you start panicking?
bree to be fair, performing is a different kind of nerves and it wears off after the first couple of nights anyways
faye what happens after the first couple of nights?
zoe you remember that it's a fucking blast i hope the label lets me go on tour again before i move to london
bree i wouldn't count on it, honey
faye why wouldn't they?
bree it just doesn't make sense to pour a bunch of money into organizing a tour for someone who isn't going to be making them money for much longer
faye you can't stay with the same label but just live in london?
zoe i already asked them about this when i was thinking about moving to australia and the answer is only a yes if i'm happy to fly back every time that they need me to be in the studio which kind of flies in the face of the whole point of me moving to london
faye ah okay that kind of sucks
bree so you must have looked into australia a lot more than i realized then
zoe yeah, sorry i didn't want to say anything in case it got back to jay and he went into the offices and tried to punch someone
faye jay is probably one of the most relaxed people i know so why can i see him doing that
bree because he genuinely would throw hands for any of his friends this is literally the whole reason that taz and zoe were sneaking around
zoe full disclosure: it never crossed mine or taz's minds that jay would try to physically fight me