Pursuit of Happiness | Taz Skylar

030. groupchat

[zoe, taz, bree & jay]

zoe
many mistakes were made last night
whichever of you decided that having two engagement parties so that we could go nuts was a good idea
you're both a genius and a fucking moron

bree
it was my idea
you know this

zoe
you are a genius
and a fucking moron

jay
no one told you that you had to drink copious amounts of alcohol

taz
friendly reminder that we were just talking outside and then faye appeared and said that the bride ordered that you guys all do shots together

bree
oh yeah that did happen
sorry

zoe
it's fine
i could have said no
but you put alcohol in front of my face and my self control goes out the window apparently

bree
yeah we noticed

zoe
i am nowhere near as bad as faye
she deadass forced taz to tell me that i'm pretty

jay
wait really
that's hilarious

taz
it was awkward

jay
did he look embarrassed?

zoe
very
pretty sure he started going red

jay
awe, tazzy

taz
at least i didn't tell you that you looked good and then just walked away never to be seen again for the rest of the night

jay
i'm sorry WHAT

zoe
in my defence
i had just had two shots in quick succession

jay
at least he can drink and talk at the same time without falling over

zoe
it's called wearing heels
talk to me when you can wear them for an entire night and not almost fall over at least once

jay
oh i've done that

bree
what

taz
oh yeah i forgot about that

zoe
what
there is a story here i have not heard
i would very much like to know

taz
not much of a story. jay was drunk, decided to put on heels
surprisingly he didn't actually fall over and break his neck

bree
wait
did one of the heels break while he was wearing them?

taz
yes actually

bree
I KNEW I DIDN'T BREAK THAT HEEL
JAYSON WATERS YOU OWE ME A SET OF HEELS

jay
oops