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[messages between zoe and faye]
zoe hey i do not have the mental capacity to do mental gymnastics at the moment so i'm sorry if this makes it to you in the middle of the night
faye it's not the middle of the night how are you? i've seen what's going on i hope you're okay
zoe i feel like shit i wish i'd waited to tell the label until i got home so that i wouldn't have to deal with this right at the end of our trip because now i've ruined everything
faye i'm sure you didn't ruin anything
zoe can we not talk about this right now? it's already living rent free in my head and taz keeps looking at me all worried and i need someone to talk to me about something else for just five minutes
faye i can do that what did you want to talk about then?
zoe the bachelorette party i have no idea what to do now that bree's pregnant the only idea i do have sounds fucking stupid
faye it probably sounds stupid because taz is taking the boys to a bar with a bunch of old game machines in it
zoe that's exactly why it sounds stupid my ways of having fun are either dangerous or involve alcohol and neither are things that bree can engage in at the moment
faye what's your idea?
zoe i was thinking a spa day i found someone who will come to the house and do it there
faye what do you mean, stupid? i love that idea!! bree's been stressing a lot while you guys have been gone and that would be a perfect way to get her to decompress tbh
zoe okay i'll book it then what has she been stressing about? she hasn't said a thing to me
faye she didn't want to bother you while you were still on your romantic getaway with taz she's just freaking out that her dress is going to look weird on her now
zoe if anyone can pull that off, bree definitely could besides, it's not like jay's going to care i'm pretty sure that she could wear a crinkled paper bag and he'd still think she's the prettiest girl in the world
faye this is true but do you really think you wouldn't be doing the same thing in her position?
zoe oh i definitely would be worse but then again idk if i'll ever do the whole big white wedding thing eloping just feels more my style
faye even with taz?
zoe yeah, i guess so. i just feel like doing the whole big white wedding thing would just be this endless stream of me getting upset because my mom and dad and ivy aren't here with me and i don't want to deal with that. i'd really rather just get all the happy bits and none of that sad shit
faye that's fair
zoe we gotta go board, so i've gotta go, but i'll book that thing and send you guys the details for it
faye okay tell taz i said hi
zoe he told me to tell you to stay out of trouble
faye i always stay out of trouble but okay have a safe flight