Pursuit of Happiness | Taz Skylar

057. groupchat

[zoe, bree & faye]

faye
so are we not gonna talk about last night?

zoe
if this is about the champagne, i said i was sorry
idk how many more times i've gotta say it

bree
pretty sure she's actually talking about you and taz

faye
BINGO
i still got some champagne, so i frankly don't care either way whether you drank all of it or not

bree
wow, thanks

faye
you're welcome

zoe
not this shit again
i've told you guys before, we're not together

faye
uh huh
so what's your excuse for him having his arm around you all night then?

zoe
idk fucking ask him
you are forgetting that this is taz we're talking about
no one has ever told that man how to keep his hands to himself
he's just like that

bree
it is kinda weird when you take into consideration that hickey we saw

zoe
oh for fuck's sake
why can't you just take my word for it?

faye
bc we haven't seen much of you or taz lately
the only thing that makes sense is that you guys started sleeping together

zoe
and then what reason would i have to lie about it?

bree
i don't know
but if we're right and you guys are and you're worried about the way we'll react, don't be. i love you both so much more than i could ever tell you and i would just be happy that you are

zoe
that means a lot, bree, but you're barking up the wrong tree
maybe we should be talking about the fact that faye literally picked up a girl at the bar last night
i was falling asleep in my seat and you still left before me

faye
yeah idk if i'll see her again
she made weird noises while we were having sex

bree
aren't all sex noises weird?

faye
she just sounded like she was faking it idk

zoe
maybe she was
maybe you're not as good as you thought

bree
😂😂

faye
oh fuck off
at least i don't need tinder to find my hookups

zoe
at least my hookups don't sound like they're faking it