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[messages between zoe and bree]
bree so i had an idea
zoe oh no did it explode
bree you know for someone who is not a man and does not have any children you sure do tell a lot of jokes that sound like they come straight from my father's mouth
zoe thank you
bree i didn't mean it as a compliment you absolute buffoon
zoe oh i know and in my defence, i have a nephew it's close enough
bree it is not close enough but okay can i tell you about my idea now
zoe is it going to cause me bodily harm?
bree do you usually experience bodily harm when hiking?
zoe fuck man idk i did jump out of a tree once almost broke my fucking ankle
bree oh yeah lmao i forgot about that seriously tho, would you be down to come for a hike with us?
zoe fuck idk it's been like a year since i've done anything i guess if it's just us and jay i'd be okay and you don't pick a trail that's on nightmare mode
bree what if it was the whole wedding party?
zoe no
bree come on, please
zoe i agreed to being in taz's vicinity, i did not agree to hanging out
bree can you agree now?
zoe no
bree please i just don't want things to be awkward at the engagement party
zoe i can show up high if you want
bree you don't have to come if you promise not to show high to the engagement party
zoe you're a buzzkill fine, i'll go but if he hates me now i'm coming home
bree why would he hate you?
zoe i mean i did basically scream at him to get out of my life
bree well, i can promise you that he doesn't hate you
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