Peter Pie
Alex is being recruited to the military
Peepaw
On no
Dad (replaceable)
Don't do it
Peepaw
It's not worth it
Mother
How is she even being recruited?
Peter Pie
Ok so sometimes the military will just have like a stand thing in the school and hand out some military propaganda stuff
Which is weird because this school is basically for nerds
But like they have a pull up bar that you can do to win like candy and stuff
And this guy Flash (complete dick btw)
Was all like "Oh lol bet Alex couldn't even do 1 pull up, cuz she's weak and a loser"
But he's also stupid
So Alex (bc she has issues) was all like "Bet" and challenged HIM to do 20 first. And cuz Flash is stupid he agreed but like he only got to like 10 before his arms were shaking and he had to drop out
Then he was all like "Heh bet u can't do that"
So Alex did like 25 before she realized she probably shouldn't be doing that cuz of secret identities and all
So she dropped down and was all like "Oh wow, that was so rough"
But girly wasn't even SWEATIN. So the military dude kinda gave her a look over like "wtf"
And Flash was also like "wtf" and he said she cheated.
The military dude was like "nah, she did that" and gave her a Gatorade
And Flash got one too but it was soooo much smaller than Alex's.
Then they handed Alex a little booklet that's HELLA outdated and told her she should get into some sport
Then we walked away and now we're hiding in the library bc Flash looked PISSED
Sammy Boi
Every time you explain something it hurts me
Peter Pie
THATS NOT THE POINT
Big AL
THE LOOK ON FLASHES FACE WAS SO FUNNY
Hawk Butt
Doesn't that risk your identities being leaked?
Big AL
That's not the point
Flash looked like a complete loser
That's all that matters
Sammy Boi
Aren't you supposed to be heros
Peter Pie
We're teenagers first
Big AL
Real
Tiny Stink
Hearing you two text sometimes hurts us all
Big AL
Old ass
Peter Pie
Grandpa looking ass
Hawk Butt
Tony you gonna take that??
Tiny Stink
This is why I have control over the whole tower
I'm locking you both out of the training rooms and kitchen
Big AL
NOOO
Peter pie
WHERE ARE WE GONNA HAVE PAINT BALL WARS?!?!?
Tiny Stink
Not my problem
A/n
I would like to thank the military being at my school for this chapter
I would also like to thank my English teacher for not looking in my direction as I write this
I would also like to thank thoese Hot Cheetos I just ate
But look, I updated on a Monday. I'm being nice :D
Anyways now I should go bc we're supposed to be workin
Goodbye
-The author
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FanfictionThe long-awaited sequel. Alex isn't sure where she really is, or how she got there for that matter. But she could always figure that out later. Alex Brock/ Venom tries to figure out what the fuck is going on in her life. Also read for the fun bulls...
